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Tuesday Funnies

  • 05-04-2011 2:15pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    My girlfriend had a coil fitted and still got pregnant.


    We're expecting a baby in the spring.
    ________________________________


    Did you know that, if you put your ear next to your wife's arsehole,
    you can hear her say,


    "What the fook are you doing?"
    ________________________________

    My house got broken in to last night; the bastards took my dictionary and the Scrabble board.



    I tell ya mates, I'm lost for words
    ________________________________

    A guy driving his car needed a pee the only thing he had was a coke can
    so he pissed in that just then he was pulled by the old bill they said

    "What you got in the can”.




    He was done for possession of "can a piss"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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