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A Guy Walks Into a Bar

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  • 05-04-2011 11:52am
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,293 ✭✭✭


    One night a guy stumbles breathless into a bar and ask’s for a beer.

    The bar owner asks why he’s in such a state to which he replies

    "I have a woman in the back of my car I’ve been trying in vain to satisfy for 3 hours".

    The bar owner tells the man to help himself to anything he likes while he goes and has a go at the woman.

    The bar owner sets about the woman shagging every way he can, suddenly they are disturbed by a tapping on the car window.

    It was the local policeman.

    "Good evening officer I’m just giving the wife one" said the bar owner.

    "I’m sorry sir" said the police man "I didn’t know it was your wife"





    "Nor did I, till you shone your torch" said the bar owner.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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