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JHR for president

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    No. just no.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    NO


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Imagine what the rest of the world would think of us! I can barely understand the fella, let alone those abroad. :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    We only had this yesterday for christs sake... I feel like I'm taking crazy pills..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 721 ✭✭✭Xivilai


    I'd vote for him if he shaved that ****ing sh1t streak on his big red head.

    Just kidding, i'd rather strangle a baby


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Karsini wrote: »
    Imagine what the rest of the world would think of us! I can barely understand the fella, let alone those abroad. :eek:

    The way others see us now days, that would be the icing on the cake.:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,776 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Doom wrote: »

    Is it me or does that picture of him look like Peter Griffin??

    Anyway, never happen. He won't get ten votes outside of South Kerry.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    How many votes would he get outside Kerry?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    I heard that Pat Cox was thinking of throwing his hat into the ring too.
    David Norris, as we know, is desperate to get into the Aras; i've no doubt that getting there will be made all the more pleasurable for him, if he gets to beat-off Cox while doing so.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,244 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    He'd be better off throwing that thing on his head in the picture in the ring for it rather than a hat.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    jesus christ what will the rest of the world think of us, I'm having a nervous breakdown just thinking about it :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,244 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Is it me or does that picture of him look like Peter Griffin??

    Anyway, never happen. He won't get ten votes outside of South Kerry.

    How many different councils are there in Kerry? Enough to get a nomination?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,244 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    ascanbe wrote: »
    I heard that Pat Cox was thinking of throwing his hat into the ring too.
    David Norris, as we know, is desperate to get into the Aras; i've no doubt that getting there will be made all the more pleasurable for him, if he gets to beat-off Cox while doing so.

    I'm assuming this was deliberate. I tip my hat to you sir. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24 Locked Messed Monster


    I'd vote for him.

    Anything to expiate out impending doom tbh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 458 ✭✭milehip1


    hondasam wrote: »
    jesus christ what will the rest of the world think of us, I'm having a nervous breakdown just thinking about it :(


    what do they think of us allready? they'd probably think we were just taking the piss alltogether!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    I'd vote for him.

    Anything to expiate out impending doom tbh

    T'will make no differnece; if we even get to the election, we'll be lucky.
    If anything, it may expedite our impending doom rather than expiate it.
    Perhaps a bit of both..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,229 ✭✭✭pathway33


    heard* JHR is replacing Jedward in the eurovision

    * from a drunk guy in the pub


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 160 ✭✭.same.


    yeah yeah yeah i'd say most people on here would love so see jackie running for the crack of it.
    Anyways I couldn't give a fiddlers about what the rest of the world thinks of us.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    .same. wrote: »
    yeah yeah yeah i'd say most people on here would love so see jackie running for the crack of it.
    Anyways I couldn't give a fiddlers about what the rest of the world thinks of us.

    You're right not give a fiddlers about that. The fact the general populace of this country gives such a fiddlers about that is one the reasons why Brian Lenihan, his cohorts and those they work on behalf of, look like they'll be able to pull off the greatest heist in human history without facing any real resistance; the other main reason being the understandable fear of the general populace that has been stoked by vested interests.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    Sure it would be a laugh anyway


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    milehip1 wrote: »
    what do they think of us allready? they'd probably think we were just taking the piss alltogether!

    It has to be a joke, him and his sons OMG.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Wolfe Tone wrote: »
    Sure it would be a laugh anyway

    everyone would be laughing at us :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    He'll have to promise to fill in some amount of potholes to get enough votes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    hondasam wrote: »
    everyone would be laughing at us :o

    Everyone, at least everyone in Europe, is already laughing at us; we are willingly taking on the full burden of a debt that they are at least equally culpable for.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    ascanbe wrote: »
    Everyone, at least everyone in Europe, is already laughing at us; we are willingly taking on the full burden of a debt that they are at least equally culpable for.

    JHR would be worse than that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    ascanbe wrote: »

    NO JUST NO :D

    he is a big buffoon


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,584 ✭✭✭digme


    hondasam wrote: »
    jesus christ what will the rest of the world think of us, I'm having a nervous breakdown just thinking about it :(
    too late for that ? or can it get worse....................:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    hondasam wrote: »
    NO JUST NO :D

    he is a big buffoon

    On the plus side, there's probably enough oil on his head to see us into the next millennium.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,276 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    I'll emigrate if the idiots of Ireland vote this fúcker be allowed in Dublin ever again, let alone live in the bloody park. He should feck off down to the back end of ballyoerthebogger where he belongs, and maybe have Brian and Brian down for sleepovers from time to time. God knows he's been in bed with them long enough.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,079 ✭✭✭questionmark?


    JHR, Norris, Bertie, Michael D Higgins is there any proper candidates for president??? Fecking Jedward will be announcing there running next:mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    digme wrote: »
    too late for that ? or can it get worse....................:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

    This is as bad as it can possibly get :(
    ascanbe wrote: »
    On the plus side, there's probably enough oil on his head to see us into the next millennium.

    It's the ****e he will talk that will worry me, on the plus side

    No One Will Understand Him, we will have to pay a translator for him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    hondasam wrote: »
    This is as bad as it can possibly get :(



    It's the ****e he will talk that will worry me, on the plus side

    No One Will Understand Him, we will have to pay a translator for him.

    Still, though, the oil on his head is a natural resource we must protect; if anyone is percieved to be attacking his head then you can be sure that the world's superpowers will, when they're finished in Libya, come looking to corral that oil under the guise of 'protecting' him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,079 ✭✭✭questionmark?


    ascanbe wrote: »
    Still, though, the oil on his head is a natural resource we must protect; if anyone looks to attack his head then you can be sure that the world's superpowers will, when they're finished in Libya, come looking to corral that oil under the guise of 'protecting' him.

    FF already sold the exploration rights to JHR's head to Shell!:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    ascanbe wrote: »
    Still, though, the oil on his head is a natural resource we must protect; if anyone is percieved to be attacking his head then you can be sure that the world's superpowers will, when they're finished in Libya, come looking to corral that oil under the guise of 'protecting' him.

    thanks for the laugh :pac:

    he hasn't a hope of getting nominated or he will not win anyway,


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    FF already sold the exploration rights to JHR's head to Shell!:pac:

    Knew it! B*stards!!:mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    FF already sold the exploration rights to JHR's head to Shell!:pac:

    Banish him to mayo I say :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    JHR, Norris, Bertie, Michael D Higgins is there any proper candidates for president??? Fecking Jedward will be announcing there running next:mad:

    Jedward aren't old enough, like that makes any sense.
    Pity.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Jedward aren't old enough, like that makes any sense.
    Pity.

    two for the price of one, combine their age :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    I'd totally vote for Jedward, could you imagine Paddy's day with Obama?

    Cartwheels and flips in the oval office.

    We could send them to Brussels to annoy the EU into giving us a better deal.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 458 ✭✭milehip1


    Hank_Jones wrote: »
    I'd totally vote for Jedward, could you imagine Paddy's day with Obama?

    Cartwheels and flips in the oval office.

    We could send them to Brussels to annoy the EU into giving us a better deal.


    Both the U.S, and Europe would nuke us.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Look on the bright side.

    If JHR gets the gig, the potholes in the Phoenix Park would be sorted out. ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Lapin wrote: »
    Look on the bright side.

    If JHR gets the gig, the potholes in the Phoenix Park would be sorted out. ;)
    Well at least one of them. He could lie down in it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭wayfarers


    Jedward are only of one use; fulfilling my Hitler youth spit-roast fantasy


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