Take 2 sips if you've never...

iamstop

...be watching porn, heard a siren outside and think for a split second they somehow knew and are coming to arrest you.

Now propose your own "if you've never"

Coriolanus

What kind of fúcking porn are you watching that would have the cops after you?
Sick bastard.

Misty Chaos

If you've never gotten laid

* over half of boards takes 2 sips *

Napper Hawkins

lol

senorwipesalot

Smelled gas on the street and didnt make that call

antodeco

Actually been in traffic when you text someone saying "traffic is really bad" when you're actually still at home.

.same.

Start watching porn thinking, I'm gonna get this over and done with in about 10- 15 mins max, only to find you are still staring at the screen two and half hours later.

AnnyHallsal

Wow, this is grim

im invisible

...owned an i-pod, or any kind of mp3 player


*sip*

*sip*

AnnyHallsal

Been to Copper Face Jacks or The Palace though I've lived in Dublin for 10 years.

*Sipss*

Haelium

If you've never pissed in the shower.

cruiser178

Misty Chaos wrote: »

If you've never gotten laid

* over half of boards takes 2 sips *

winner winner winner

i have know idea what what this thread is about *switches back to porn

strokemyclover

....Started a thread that you know will eventually end up in TCN!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Nevore wrote: »

What kind of fúcking porn are you watching that would have the cops after you?
Sick bastard.

This is Ireland. It doesn't have to be sick to get you arrested!

AnnyHallsal

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

This is Ireland. It doesn't have to be sick to get you arrested!

How so?

Coriolanus

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

This is Ireland. It doesn't have to be sick to get you arrested!

Dunno. Thought it was no holds barred excepting bestiality and kiddie porn?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

AnnyHallsal wrote: »

How so?

Nevore wrote: »

Dunno. Thought it was no holds barred excepting bestiality and kiddie porn?

It's pooooorn, Joooeeeee. Adults having sex, so I called the police on him. Told him he was lookin' at sick stuff and the took him away so dey did.

iamstop

...screamed at a driver for pulling out in front of you even though you know you had plenty of time to slow down.

OutlawPete

.. seen a women get shagged by a Labrador that was wearing shades.

/oh ****, there's the cops.

Biggins

...not asked a taxi driver "what time do you finish at?"

WoollyRedHat

antodeco wrote: »

Actually been in traffic when you text someone saying "traffic is really bad" when you're actually still at home.

That actually doesn't make any sense

**Timbuk2**

... said 'thanks' to an ATM.

Godsentme

Tried to finish a **** even though your Ma was coming up the stairs.:D

iamstop

Picked up your keys or coins with your foot.

ctrl-alt-delete

Nevore wrote: »

Dunno. Thought it was no holds barred excepting bestiality and kiddie porn?

No holes barred you mean?

Capt'n Midnight

iamstop wrote: »

...screamed at a driver for pulling out in front of you even though you know you had plenty of time to slow down.

Technically speaking if you have to slow down then they are at fault and should have to resit their driving test when they get released from prison, an Albanian prison. :mad:

Capt'n Midnight

if you've never received extra change in a shop without handing it back

TeddyTedson

Jesus this thread has potential to be quite epic.


Donkey Punch anyone?

WhiteRussian

If you've never started walking in a direction only to realise it is the wrong way so pretend to get a call and turn back the other way as if they told you they were the other direction

Mr.Crinklewood

Made a siren noise outside iamstop's house whilst they are watching porn.

Mr.Crinklewood

Godsentme wrote: »

Tried to finish a **** even though your Ma was coming up the stairs.:D

I have never wanked on the stairs.

brianthomas

Ewwwwww stairs. sip if you never looked at the toilet roll after ya've wiped your badge.

MASTER...of the bra

WhiteRussian wrote: »

If you've never started walking in a direction only to realise it is the wrong way so pretend to get a call and turn back the other way as if they told you they were the other direction

You worry to much what people think about you.

wayfarers

Given detailed directions to someone even though you've never heard of the place they're looking for but you feel like any bit of advice is good advice.

easyeason3

...if you've never walked through a shop, spotted someone you know but don't want to talk to & put you phone to your ear to let on you're busy & can't chat.

...if you have been so drunk that you've tried to pretend that you are in fact sober.

...if you tried to persuade a taxi driver to take you home when the car is full. The boot will do fine tacky driver.

...if you have never got snotty with someone on boards for no reason.

...if you have never ranted on boards & felt like a dick when it's quite obvious everyone disagrees with you & the thread is a complete failure.



*doesn't bother with a glass & slugs from the wine bottle*

EverEvolving

easyeason3 wrote: »

...if you've never walked through a shop, spotted someone you know but don't want to talk to & put you phone to your ear to let on you're busy & can't chat.

...if you have been so drunk that you've tried to pretend that you are in fact sober.

...if you tried to persuade a taxi driver to take you home when the car is full. The boot will do fine tacky driver.

...if you have never got snotty with someone on boards for no reason.

...if you have never ranted on boards & felt like a dick when it's quite obvious everyone disagrees with you & the thread is a complete failure.



*doesn't bother with a glass & slugs from the wine bottle*

If you keep that up we will be hammered in no time *

Especially the one in bold - I always do that! And complete it with a speed wobble!







Keep it up!!

boomkatalog

...if you've never uttered the phrase "is it in yet?"

iamstop

...owned a cassette tape
...owned a 12 inch record
...owned a 7 inch record
...owned an 8 track tape
...owned a CD!

Pwindedd

Picked your nose...




























...and eaten it !

iamstop

...bumped a thread unnecessarily.
:pac:

TeddyTedson

received a ban....



feeling ill or depressed, just pop a few paracetamol :cool:
(Don't)

Conor_M1990

if you've never had a cup in front of you since starting to read this thread

ArtyC

enjoyed the smell of your own farts:D

iamstop

Ordered a take away only to yak it back up in less then an hour

Mr Benevolent

.same. wrote: »

Start watching porn thinking, I'm gonna get this over and done with in about 10- 15 mins max, only to find you are still staring at the screen two and half hours 30 seconds later.

FYP

artvandulet

checked your watch/phone for the time, only to realise that you never actually noted the time and have to check again...twice.

FlutterinBantam

If you have never sluiced out a quart of hot piss onto a taxi back seat, when the driver is a total thick cunt.

Fcuking berk.

That'll sort it.:cool: