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Silly Weekend jokes

mahamageehad · 2011-04-02 11:44:56

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?" "Yes." "Oui." "Sí." "Ja."…

02-04-2011 11:44am

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sí."
"Ja."

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I can't believe it. Me and my wife were sitting watching TV when the founder of Apple just walked into the house and took all our Mr Sheen!

****ing Jobs, coming over here and stealing our polish.

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I was lying in bed with my blonde girlfriend last night when she said, "I think my boobs are too small, I'm going to get a boob job."

"Hmm," I replied, "my hands are too small... what do you think I should do?"

"Do you want a hand job?"

She's a keeper.

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I was dating a vegetarian stripper but she broke up with me because she said I was always insinuating about her lifestyle.

All I did was dress her salad.

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I sell balloons for 10c each or if you want them blown up it's 15c.
I've adjusted the price to allow for inflation.

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