Why are you awake??

jimbobaloobob

Why are you awake?

Well???

Gneez

because I'm listening to the miles davis in my underpants and drinking tea because why not

Naikon

Insomnia.

Jesus Wept

because i am not asleep

Saila

my eyes are open, this is usually a good indicator

watna

It's 2.30pm. Although I am thinking about having a nap now.

TeddyTedson

I'm going to bed now, didn't realise it was so late, ****

Kojak

I'm awake because I like listening to the rain and the wind :rolleyes:

RayM

It's only 2.37am. The night is young.

Insomnia.

strokemyclover

In before "Clowns will eat me!"

chillywilly

I'm awake because I just keep reading articles on websites about starting a business and I just keep clicking on new sites with so much more info, where does it end

Plazaman

RMS. Ye're blessed ye don't have to suffer it.

For more on Rampant Masturbation Syndrome go to Teletext Page 657

Chaotic_Forces

Watching Cartman trick Scott into eat his parents. :P

chillywilly

watna wrote: »

It's 2.30pm. Although I am thinking about having a fap now.

FYP


ps. knowing you are a woman makes it even funnier:p

Queen-Mise

because my head is up my ar*e, absolutely mangled. Probably need about 5,000 valium to slow/calm my head down :mad:

Logical Fallacy

jimbobaloobob wrote: »

Why are you awake?

Well???

Because i am playing Undead Nightmare and shooting zombies is **** tonnes of fun.

Feeded

I'm supposed to be doing the dirty thing but her best friend rang her phone in a state and i'm still waiting. . . . .

chillywilly

Queen-Mise wrote: »

because my head is up my ar*e, absolutely mangled. Probably need about 5,000 valium to slow/calm my head down :mad:

See that is your problem right there. Take your head out of your ass and you may be able to sleep.

Sinfonia

Action: Got up for work at 8am this (well, yesterday) morning for the first time in a long time.

Consequence: Was knackered during work.

(Re)action: Repeated ingestion of strong espresso coffees.

Consequence: Wide awake at 3am.

deco nate

cos im not asleep..doh!!:p

UglyBolloxFace

jimbobaloobob wrote: »

Why are you awake?

Well???

Fell asleep at about 12.30. Woke up thinking someone was standing over my bed. Am no longer tired, so cannot go back to sleep.

Todge-pulling session may be on the cards.

robbyvibes

i start work late in the day....god bless them germans who start at 5am, that's why their country is productive. hit the thanks button baby.

chillywilly

Feeded wrote: »

I'm supposed to be doing the dirty thing but her best friend rang her phone in a state and i'm still waiting. . . . .

may I suggest

UglyBolloxFace

Feeded wrote: »

I'm supposed to be doing the dirty thing but her best friend rang her phone in a state and i'm still waiting. . . . .

Hang in there buddy. No matter what the news is, just lob it into her.

blindpilot

Got the new Radiohead and Strokes albums today and am playing the **** out of them while enjoying some fine beers and posting on boards too!

Poor Craythur

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

Todge-pulling session may be on the cards.

Esp after the Sile Seoige thread, I would imagine.

Poor Craythur

robbyvibes wrote: »

hit the thanks button baby.

Pfft! Needy.

JONJO THE MISER

Im watching t.v

Abi

Body clock fucked. Get up early, wishing I was in bed all day. Evening time when I get a chance to sit down I get a second wind that means Im up till between 2-6am.

Saila

Im loving all replies about other people doing things, but yet you are on here listening to music doesnt count

Wolfe Tone

Im after watching about 6 episodes of the X files, never seen them before and it is good stuff.

blindpilot

Saila wrote: »

Im loving all replies about other people doing things, but yet you are on here listening to music doesnt count

Of course it does. Do you listen to music in your sleep?

Witchie

Not long home from Turners Cross cheering on the Mons to a draw and of course, despite being at the game, I had to come home and look at every match report/comment/photo etc about it that had been posted.

Now my fella is online so chattin to him.

hondasam

slept late this morning, not tired now. No work tomorrow and can have a lie in.

OPENROAD

Poirot ITV 3 +1 imo

redeight

This is the question I ask myself nightly....
Perhaps I need some elephant tranquilizers ?
Or a dose of Tixylix + half a bottle of whiskey ?
Or maybe my body is trying to tell me that I should to be in Australia.

seafood dunleavy

Jarred

NIMAN

Work.:(

Overheal

I have a better question: why has every night in the last week had one of these "why are you awake" threads. It's like... hey dude yo, find something else to talk about, cant you? :pac:

deathrider

I have no excuse

sunflower27

Overheal wrote: »

I have a better question: why has every night in the last week had one of these "why are you awake" threads. It's like... hey dude yo, find something else to talk about, cant you? :pac:

Not everyone is always up at the same time. I prefer these threads to the 'what do you prefer: Miwadi or Robinsons?' threads :rolleyes:

I went to bed at 11 (which is early for me) and woke up about an hour ago and couldn't get back to sleep. Made a cup of TV and watched Dr Phil....

Now I am channel surfing... Maury is on.. 'you are NOT the father'

sunflower27

Yep, 8 guys tested and this one is NOT the father.

deathrider

sunflower27 wrote: »

Yep, 8 guys tested and this one is NOT the father.

My money is on Darth Vader for the father.

sunflower27

Haha... well, could be. Everyone else has been tested!

sunflower27

Can I just say I hate the way people now say 'baby daddy'. As in, 'she'd better go test someone else coz I am not her baby daddy' :rolleyes:

DEFTLEFTHAND

Im nicely sauced at the moment and dont see sleep in the near future.:)

thebigbiffo

2.5 and 4 years old, Nuff said. Lego crashing mixing with some sporadic whinging and requests of table service does not for a lie in make. Must wake wife...not fair.

stupidusername

Gneez wrote: »

because I'm listening to the miles davis in my underpants and drinking tea because why not

That's crazy. what's miles davis doing in your underpants? or need i ask...

i'm awake, well i would be awake now anyway, to keep in my routine for my work week, but i've been awake since 8am, because my ignorant ****er of a housemate decided to shag his girlfriend at that time, and its a small apartment, and i can hear everything. my one morning to have a lie in. ****er.