God came to me in a dream

Rodger_Dodger

Hi

Last night Jesus came to me in a dream. He told me he was reborn and that i had to go do his work.

The problem is I don't believe in god. I managed to **** up being an atheist so badly that I became a prophet :-P

When it happened I was very drunk so i can only see it as God's way of vindicating my over indulgences so really all i can do is keep getting that drunk and wait for more information ;-)

Anyone have any better idea's?

Saila

I dont know much about religion but jebus wasnt born again he rose

SadieSue

He was April fooling you.

Ruu_Old

It was actually dog, not God. You were off your head so much that you mixed it up.

Colmo52

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Calibos

If you want proof to convince people, just hammer some rusty nails into the palms of your hands. Pull them back out. If the wounds heal before your eyes, then you are indeed a prophet and you should continue drinking. If the wounds don't heal straight away and you are in a great deal of pain, then this means you aren't a prophet and were imagining things.......and you should continue drinking to numb the pain.

Either way.....Continue drinking!!

maximoose

Rodger_Dodger wrote: »

Anyone have any better idea's?

Go learn about the teachings of grammar

Savage Tyrant

He came on you or in you?... It wouldn't be god, it would have been a priest.

RichieC

Christ came to me as a child and touched me on the no no :C

Uriel.

Are you sure god came to you? Perhaps you dreamt of God coming ON you and that has confused you, especially with the damp bed sheets and all?

Colmo52

Jesus posts in AH sometimes so he might log on and sort this out for us.

Gunsfortoys

When he comes to while you are awake, then talk to me about it.

The_B_Man

I had a dream last night I could move stuff with my mind. Then I was moving a spider around that was hanging off me roof.

Craebear

That was actually me op...... and you have a tiny cock.

Colilfc

Dean Kiely appeared in one of my dreams during the week.

Saila

I HAAAD A DREAM..

fungun

Colilfc wrote: »

Dean Kiely appeared in one of my dreams during the week.

was he coaching jesus on how to save?

ScumLord

Rodger_Dodger wrote: »

Hi

Last night Jesus came to me in a dream. He told me he was reborn and that i had to go do his work.

The problem is I don't believe in god. I managed to **** up being an atheist so badly that I became a prophet :-P

When it happened I was very drunk so i can only see it as God's way of vindicating my over indulgences so really all i can do is keep getting that drunk and wait for more information ;-)

Anyone have any better idea's?

OMG! Me too, did he tell you to kill? He told me to do awful things. I think being nailed to a cross really messed with his head.

Colilfc

fungun wrote: »

was he coaching jesus on how to save?

I don't think so, I can't really remember it I just remember Dean Kiely's head appearing.

Gillington

Rodger_Dodger wrote: »

Hi

Last night Jesus came to me in a dream. He told me he was reborn and that i had to go do his work.

The problem is I don't believe in god. I managed to **** up being an atheist so badly that I became a prophet :-P

When it happened I was very drunk so i can only see it as God's way of vindicating my over indulgences so really all i can do is keep getting that drunk and wait for more information ;-)

Anyone have any better idea's?

I'm confused,God or Jesus came to you!?

Rodger_Dodger

Well God and Jesus are part of the holy trinity. Its like when you get a 3 in 1 from the Chinese. It has 3 parts but its still one meal. :-P

I think i should tell a priest or something just to make him jealous. Who knows this could develop into a cult type situation.