Cyborg news reporters infected with virus

Talk E

Hey folks. I thought I mark my return to the board with this, it's a bit of a laugh but there could be something to it.. enjoy

3 Cyborg reporters in the past month have shown signs of viral infection. These soulless machines have since been reprogrammed and are operating as normally as expected. The human population were informed that the soulless cyborgs had suffered from migraines which caused them to glitch profusely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUl2gHTErvM

Good to be back, TalkieWalkie rip

Talk E

Judge Judy the latest cyborg to start blabbering gibberish. The 4th tv personality in one month to glitch on air. I wont add a picture.

An incoherent Judge Judy told shocked audience members she "needed to stop" one of her made-for-TV cases because she was "not feeling well," RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

Judge Sheindlin was rushed to a Los Angeles hospital Wednesday morning after she suddenly started saying things that didn't make sense, a studio insider revealed.

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"She was just sitting on the stand during her show taping and she started saying things that didn't make any sense," a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com, exclusively.

"She said, 'I need to stop, I'm not feeling well.'"

The source told RadarOnline.com that the 68-year-old judge was only two cases deep into her taping when her bizarre behavior prompted her to stop and have a crew member call 911.

"She said couple of sentences that didn't have anything to do with the case and then she stopped speaking and said she wasn't feeling well," the source said.

"The stage manager called the paramedics and they came and took her away."

The Los Angeles City Fire Department confirmed to RadarOnline.com that a paramedic ambulance was dispatched to the KTLA Studios in Hollywood, where Judge Judy tapes her show, at 9:12 a.m. today.

Sheindlin's rep, Gary Rosen, confirmed to RadarOnline.com that the judge is in the hospital and will be staying overnight for observation.
"The judge was feeling nauseous and had some intestinal discomfort and decided to go to the hospital to get it checked out," Rosen said.

"They are keeping her overnight for tests."

loldog

Some TV personalities suddenly unable to speak coherently.

This is an interesting one. Have a look: http://planet-flipside.com/vboard/showthread.php?t=7376&#post101796

This video covers most of the examples:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHDVZfKQ1Fk

EDIT: Same as the "Cyborg" thread here, feel free to merge.
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Penn

Merged

Hookah

Weird.

Just a glitch in the matrix, probably.

Any theories anyone?

Talk E

Hookah wrote: »

Weird.

Just a glitch in the matrix, probably.

Any theories anyone?

Solar storms ? Electromagnetic interference with their microchips ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJtNPqCj-iA

Hookah

Here's one for those who believe in the devil-worshipping Illuminati...

http://letsrollforums.com/judge-judys-mk-ultra-t24954.html

Monty Burnz

I sounded like that one time doing a job interview when I was 16...:o

robtri

Talk E wrote: »

Hey folks. I thought I mark my return to the board with this, it's a bit of a laugh but there could be something to it.. enjoy

and slightly off topic... welcome back ,,,

Talk E

robtri wrote: »

and slightly off topic... welcome back ,,,

Thanks

Are U.S. government microwave mind-control tests causing TV presenters' brains to melt down?


A bizarre spate of television presenters dissolving into on-air gibberish has sparked claims that the U.S. military could be to blame.

In four high-profile cases, the latest involving fast-talking Judge Judy, the presenters have started off speaking properly but have then descended into undecipherable nonsense - looking confused and unstable.

The frequency of the 'attacks' - and the fact that recorded examples of the mental meltdowns have been popular on websites - has led to conspiracy theorists pointing the finger at shadowy government experiments.



Latest victim: Judge Judy Sheindlin had to stop her courtroom TV show on Wednesday after descending into nonsensical language

A popular theory being circulated online blames the U.S. Military’s supposed research into using microwaves as a mind control weapon.

America has never admitted conducting such research but proponents say the effects - produced by microwave signals stimulating the brain with fake images and voices - exactly mimic those displayed in the recent on-air breakdowns.

As to why the Pentagon might be targeting U.S. television presenters, the microwave theorists are less clear.
The phenomenon, which has provided internet video sites with some of the oddest footage for months, has now claimed one of America’s most highly paid broadcasters.



Targeted? Serene Branson's garbled Grammys report became an internet sensation, while WISCTV's Sarah Carlson suffered a similar meltdown in January




Judith Sheindlin, the fast-talking judge on Judge Judy, was taken to hospital on Wednesday after she began speaking a nonsensical string of words during a live recording of her courtroom TV show.

Studio insiders said Sheindlin, who earns £28 million a year for a show that is the most watched programme on American daytime TV, was sitting on camera and 'started saying things that didn’t make any sense'.

Sheindlin then announced she needed to stop as she didn’t feel well and asked a crew member to call an ambulance.

The 68-year-old lawyer was released from hospital the following day but a spokesman said medical tests had not revealed what caused her garbled speech and double vision.




Over the border: Mark McAllister, of Canadian Global Toronto News, soldiered on with his report on Libya, despite his words being unintelligible

Her verbal breakdown is the fourth such recent case and the odd coincidence has prompted feverish speculation over the cause.

No video has been released of the Judge Judy incident but footage of the other three has rapidly gone viral on the internet.

The first victim was Serene Branson, a Los Angeles reporter for CBS, who delivered a completely incoherent piece to camera on the Grammy music awards last month.

The presenter was unable to get out her words and continued to struggle to speak for around 10 seconds outside the Staples Centre before producers cut to a video.

She said later:
'My head was definitely pounding and I was very uncomfortable, and I knew something wasn’t right. I was terrified and confused'


Her doctor later said she had suffered a complex migraine whose symptoms mimic a stroke.

Her case was followed by a Canadian news reporter whose report on his country’s contribution to the military campaign in Libya suddenly collapsed into gibberish.
Mark McAllister of Global Toronto News told viewers that the Canadian defence minister had confirmed that 'more than sifty four 18 fighter jets are spending about as much as 20 and ready to assist 600 hundred, hundred deployed over the an-amount needed'.

His piece-to-camera went on to become even more odd before he signed off.

His employers later confirmed there had been no problem with the autocue but McAllister had also suffered from a migraine.

In January, Sarah Carlson of WISC-TV in Wisconsin was also struck. She started out fine in her report on Wisconsin’s challenge to Barack Obama’s health care reforms, but it soon became apparent that she was having trouble forming words and the camera switched to a startled-looking co-presenter.

Unlike the others, Carlson, 35, has a history of seizures, but America’s army of conspiracy theorists are unconvinced by the medical explanations.

Emme

Maybe Judge Judy should get checked out for Parkinsons Disease or some other neurological disorder.

nullzero

A part of me hopes this is down to the guy running the autocue getting his revenge on the unpleasant news readrers/reporters...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqVfKJwQ63I

Whatever really causes these people to spout gibberish (are they not already doing that most of the time anyway?) there's no reason we can't speculate about cyborgs, reptilians and such.

iPlop

I knew the daily mail was a rag newspaper but now they're reporting it

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1372538/Are-government-microwave-mind-control-tests-causing-TV-presenters-brains-melt-down.html#ixzz1INmIyltG



Maybe someones screwing up the autocue on them :pac:

Overheal

bemusing theory to say the least.