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Snake bites model on the breast, later dies of silicone poisoning.

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  • #2
    Buceph
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Buceph


    Who dies, the snake or the woman?


  • #3
    Chaotic_Forces
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,659 ✭✭✭Chaotic_Forces


    Killer titties! Cartman was right!


  • #4
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    the slowing down at the end is hilarious.... la tittie!

    question 1: why was she a model? :confused:

    question 2: why was she licking it? :confused:

    it's a pity it wasn't a constrictor


  • #5
    KeithAFC
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    boobylicious.


  • #6
    bradlente
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,911 ✭✭✭bradlente


    My snake is alive and well after that video:rolleyes:


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  • #7
    brummytom
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    That snake's got no taste


  • #8
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    and we know she dies because..

    edit: where the fook is that accent I cant place it..sounds libyan


  • #9
    Degag
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    She looks like a bad 1970's porn star rather than a model tbh...


  • #10
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    stupidusername wrote: »
    the slowing down at the end is hilarious.... la tittie!

    question 1: why was she a model? :confused:

    question 2: why was she licking it? :confused:

    it's a pity it wasn't a constrictor

    Being 'a model' doesn't have to mean anything these days.
    It means at minimum that some guy is willing to pay some female so that he can take pictures of her in some state of undress or even just take pictures of them fully clothed but in his mind - at some point hopefully in some state of undress.

    This is why a lot of people have 'done some modelling'.
    Same applies to being a porn 'star' these days.


  • #11
    UglyBolloxFace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    Just as the snake grabs onto the left booby, all you can hear is the Arab guy shout "...aaaaaaaaaaaaah something something TITTIE!!"

    .....can't stop laughing.


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  • #12
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Being 'a model' doesn't have to mean anything these days.
    It means at minimum that some guy is willing to pay some female so that he can take pictures of her in some state of undress or even just take pictures of them fully clothed but in his mind - at some point hopefully in some state of undress.

    This is why a lot of people have 'done some modelling'.
    Same applies to being a porn 'star' these days.

    ah I see. must say i'm somewhat relieved.
    W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »
    <snip>

    yeah, pisses me off that they always kill the animal after something happens. like wtf, it's a wild ****ing animal, have a ****ing brain!


  • #13
    theblueirish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 488 ✭✭theblueirish


    Suppose I should have posted this at the start, forgive me first thread in AH.

    LONDON: A snake attacked an Israeli model during a sexy photoshoot by biting into her surgically enhanced breast and later died from silicone poisoning.

    Orit Fox, a B-list model and actress initially looked comfortable during the shoot in Tel Aviv, wrapping the massive boa constrictor around her legs, waist and neck while doing her best to look sexy, reports the Daily Mail.

    In a figure hugging red and white striped dress, which revealed maximum cleavage, she gamely tried to take their bonding to the next level by licking the snake's face. As she manoeuvered the animal into position for the 'kiss' Fox loosened her grip on its neck, and after being licked the reptile reacted angrily.

    It aimed straight for Fox's prized assets and sunk its teeth deep into her left breast. An assistant rushed in to help her pull the snake off and after a few seconds of struggle the creature released its grip. The peroxide-blonde model was rushed to a nearby hospital and given a tetanus shot. However, the snake wasn't so lucky and died from silicone poisoning.


  • #14
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    theblueirish wrote: »
    the snake wasn't so lucky and died from silicone poisoning.

    :mad::mad::mad:


  • #15
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Some of the more unnecessarily abrasive comments deleted.
    Thread moved.


  • #16
    bijapos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭bijapos


    I call shenanigans on this. Firstly it's the Daily Mail and it wouldn't surprise me to see them spice up the story with that last line.

    If its a Boa it doesn't have fangs so its ordinary teeth would never be deep enough to go into the silicone implants. The implants are usually in the part of the breast nearest the chest bone meaning a few inches of breast before the teeth hit the implant.

    It would also have to ingest the silicone and I doubt it did this.

    She would also have burst implants which would need a bit more attention than a tetanus jab.

    In short its just more bollox from the Daily Wail.


  • #17
    kaizersoze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,042 ✭✭✭kaizersoze


    Welcome to last week......:p

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056219156


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