Ever been Walked in on...

JimiWonderDoor 92

I had a traumatic incident recently. I was in the jaxx after a few beers, taking a piss (that in itself can be traumatic).

I got a shock when a girl came bursting through the door, stumbling onto the floor.

I halfway turned around, making eye contact with her, casually asking 'any craic?'. It was the only thing I could think of to say. She could think of nothing, perhaps more transfixed by me making idle conversation to her, while I had me lad in hand.

What is the correct etiquette here? How would you have reacted?

Ever been in any similar situations? ...and with sexy consequences?


And as a side note, was it inappropriate of me to blast her with piss, or is this the standard response?

crazyderk

How do you "she" didnt have "her" lad in "her" hand too?

They might have been in the right jacks after all?

Then by god you would not want some sexy consequences now would you?

TheZoolo

I would have done the same

Adam

got walked in on recently by an ex girlfriend, which for some reason seemed to be the most awkward situation in the world for her! i just said hello

XcupcakeX

sexy consequences?......golden shower?? :eek: ;p

DrumSteve

Why were you facing the door taking a piss?

*Edit* Ah right. Shoudl have blasted her with more piss so.

JimiWonderDoor 92

crazyderk wrote: »

How do you "she" didnt have "her" lad in "her" hand too?

They might have been in the right jacks after all?

Then by god you would not want some sexy consequences now would you?

I'm inclined to disagree, sexy consequneces all the way.

Also if this wasn't a guy's jaxx, I'm pretty sure it wasn't a transgender one either :rolleyes:

Duggy747

My lesbian housemate has come into my room in the middle of the night thinking my bed is a toilet if that counts?

Adam

Duggy747 wrote: »

My lesbian housemate has come into my room in the middle of the night thinking my bed is a toilet if that counts?

does she piss on your face? cos that would help.

*fap*

Brother Psychosis

could be worse, you could've been taking a massive dump

JimiWonderDoor 92

Brother Psychosis wrote: »

could be worse, you could've been taking a massive dump

Better starting position for piss-blasting, no?

Brother Psychosis

depends, if you're in the middle of pinching it off, your focus is elsewhere, you'd be caught off-guard. you'd want to have quick reflexes, but if might help.

all else fails, reach into the jax, grab a handful and throw like a monkey

Duggy747

Adam wrote: »

does she piss on your face? cos that would help.

*fap*

She likes to leave some.........."sausages" on the bed for me




















*fap*

OutlawPete

Remember one time at a music festival (Féile '91) this cute girl came up to me while I was taking a leak into a bush and started to chat to me about my t-shirt. Kept glancing down at mr wiggily while she did so and when I answered her my voice came as if someone had kicked me in the balls, quite high-pitched and totally inaudible. Got to know her that weekend but didn't see her after that, oh to be young again. Meeting women that way in your 30s just never happens. Must look her up on Facebook, or exhibitionismfetish.ie maybe.

FlutterinBantam

Strangely enough I was.

Was at a wedding and there was plenty of drink taken, I was hosing a thick stream agin' the pewter when I heard the clack-clack of high heels.

Swivel my head around, and lamp a middle aged tugboat looking the worst for wear swaying in the middle of the floor.Plenty of meat on her and a gut heading south rapido.

"Sorry luv" she says and I thought that was the end of that,but no...into a fcuking stall she goes.

I hear unzipping and pulling and elastic snapping off fat and the a sound like a lorry load of gravel being dumped followed by a particularly watery fart.!!

Zipped up sharpish and got the fcuk out of Dodge.


Saw her later being led away to an early bed:eek:

JimiWonderDoor 92

Duggy747 wrote: »

She likes to leave some.........."sausages" on the bed for me
















*fap*

Yes but surely the fact that she ****s on your bed outweighs this perk

Brother Psychosis

does it count when birds in a nightclub don't fancy the queue in their own loo, so they duck into the lads and have a peek at everyone as they go by? cos that happens an awful lot!

OutlawPete

Brother Psychosis wrote: »

does it count when birds in a nightclub don't fancy the queue in their own loo, so they duck into the lads and have a peek at everyone as they go by? cos that happens an awful lot!

I did in the Ladies of Club M, they didn't like it :cool:

Son Of A Vidic

OP - The fact that she clearly wasn't transfixed by your 'lad', should have you seriously worried.

major bill

loads a times

was walking home one night severly pissed and decided to have a piss in a narrow lane but while in mid flow i spotted an older couple walking towards me...this led me to try to hurry the process but couldnt i was like a camel anyway couple walks by as i am pissing... awkward ''hello'' moment and utter disgust on the womans face:D

had a piss on someones drawer when drunk, also stayed in a friend of a friends house and also pissed on her windows during the night.

shouldnt be allowed drink:)

RichieC

To obvious..

testicle

JimiWonderDoor 92 wrote: »

And as a side note, was it inappropriate of me to blast her with piss, or is this the standard response?

Not at all, in fact you should have shat in her handbag too.

fakearms123

Don't usually like referencing my own posts but i also dont like repeating myself so here is one involving being walked in on and the consequences
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=67503487&postcount=1