Penguin Bar 'Jokes'

deise go deo

Who writes these things???


They are absoutly awful, They are worse than cringe worthy.

They make me question my faith in the progress of Humanity.


Some examples:

-Q: Why do penguins have a thick layer of feathers?


-Because it's snow cold.




-Q: Whats a penguins favorite footwear?


-Flipper-Floppers.



-Q: What did the penguin cop shout at the snowman robber?


-If you can not guess you are well in line for a Darwin award sometime in the near future.

Freeze!

Has anyone, ever found one of these jokes funny?

Personally I can't believe that people actually get paid to come up with this stuff.

s3129

I find them funny. They make me laugh.


So there.

major bill

some jokes are so stupid they are funny!!!

example why did the bus crash??

cos the driver was a loaf of bread

Chaotic_Forces

Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Aoifey!

Don't diss the penguin jokes, I love the penguin jokes

MyKeyG

No but the bar wasn't much better. In fact would anyone ever even elect to eat a penguin bar if it wasn't all your Granny had in her cupboards?

MyKeyG

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Oh Christ I remember that one!

Chaotic_Forces

MyKeyG wrote: »

No but the bar wasn't much better. In fact would anyone ever even elect to eat a penguin bar if it wasn't all your Granny had in her cupboards?

We considered them a treat if we were poor growing up :P

Chaotic_Forces

MyKeyG wrote: »

No but the bar wasn't much better. In fact would anyone ever even elect to eat a penguin bar if it wasn't all your Granny had in her cupboards?

MyKeyG wrote: »

Oh Christ I remember that one!

The joke is years (if not centuries) old.

deise go deo

s3129 wrote: »

I find them funny. They make me laugh.


So there.

Whats a penguins favorite footwear?


-Flipper-Floppers.


This! This makes you laugh?

I think you have just made a comedian somewhere die a little inside.

MyKeyG

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

We considered them a treat if we were poor growing up :P

Ha ha. Now that's logic I can't argue with.

Saila

they are kids bars ---> the jokes are for kids

WindSock

Beak areful is my fav.

Faith+1

They're so bad they're good!

Chaotic_Forces

deise go deo wrote: »

Whats a penguins favorite footwear?


-Flipper-Floppers.


This! This makes you laugh?

I think you have just made a comedian somewhere die a little inside.

It is funny, sort of.

MyKeyG wrote: »

Ha ha. Now that's logic I can't argue with.

Well what would you like me to say? We threw them at the poor kids and laughed as the scrambled for a treat? :P

Actually... I might have a plan for tomorrow

s3129

deise go deo wrote: »

Whats a penguins favorite footwear?


-Flipper-Floppers.


This! This makes you laugh?

I think you have just made a comedian somewhere die a little inside.

I actually did laugh. I'm still laughing.


Flipper floppers...

haha.. who would of thought it

Ha Ha

MyKeyG

Saila wrote: »

they are kids bars ---> the jokes are for kids

Yeah I think it's a test. If the kid laughs they end up in the 'special' class;)

deise go deo

Saila wrote: »

they are kids bars ---> the jokes are for kids

I know that, the last time I saw a child being told one of those 'jokes' they did laugh alright, however it was an unnatural laugh of nervous confusion done mainly to appease the joke teller who had seemingly suffered some sort of mental breakdown(from the child's point of view)

Sinfonia

-Q: Why do penguins have a thick layer of feathers?


-The outer part of the feather is waterproof while the inner down section traps an insulating layer of air, keeping the penguin warm in the sometimes freezing water.




-Q: Whats a penguins favorite footwear?


-Penguins do not wear footwear, as their feet are perfectly designed for their environment. The concept of footwear is also incomprehensible to them, as they operate on instinct rather than enlightened reason.



-Q: What did the penguin cop shout at the snowman robber?


-"Stop robbing snowmen."

To which the robber replied, "Stop acting like a policeman, penguin. You are not a policeman. You don't even have a badge. Also, you are unable to speak, so the fact that I can hear you suggests that I am insane."

MonkieSocks