Quick question re: octavia boot size

Quazzie

Quick question. How many dead cats could ya fit in the boot of an octavia?

Mod input gratefully accepted.

johnos1984

I've heard that they can pull ten pussies at a time but I'm not sure how many th boot can actually hold

MetzgerMeister

Jaysus thank god this thread is for a bit of a laugh....if it was for real, you'd get some lambastin'

spiggotpaddy

Quazzie wrote: »

Quick question. How many dead cats could ya fit in the boot of an octavia?

Mod input gratefully accepted.

thinking of opening a curry shop?
the octy boot is so cavernous it can take cats and dogs
so thats beef and lamb sorted.

Reloc8

Quazzie wrote: »

Quick question. How many dead cats could ya fit in the boot of an octavia?

Mod input gratefully accepted.

How are you killing them ?

I've you're running them over in the Octavia, you can stack them flat on top of each other and it'll hold hundreds of 'em.

If you're poisoning them or something they take up much more space.

-Corkie-

Reloc8 wrote: »

How are you killing them ?

I've you're running them over in the Octavia, you can stack them flat on top of each other and it'll hold hundreds of 'em.

If you're poisoning them or something they take up much more space.

Make sure he gets the VRS so.. He can have a direct kill doing 200 MPH..:cool:

EPM

Quazzie wrote: »

Quick question. How many dead cats could ya fit in the boot of an octavia?

Mod input gratefully accepted.

You'd fit more dead Quazzies than dead cats.

Here endith this mods input.

TestTransmission

Big or little ones?

EPM

Depends on how squashed the big ones are

Quazzie

TestTransmission wrote: »

Big or little ones?

Small little innocent ones. With scared little faces on them.

Berty

Whatever dead animal you put in the boot, ensure you wrap it in a hi viz jacket so you can find it again.

That's what the pro's do.

Evan Burt

Octavias I see normally have dead cows in the boot because they are mostly owned by dirty stinking farmers. I see a few boy racers with that sport version. Some fool actually tried to overtake me in my A4 last week I sunk the shoe on the balliex..

EPM

Quazzie wrote: »

Small little innocent ones. With scared little faces on them.

Tbh, the expression on his face was more a surprised one.

cabrwab

Surely you could bury it in there its so big!
Careful though guts could leak out!

EPM

Evan Burt wrote: »

Octavias I see normally have dead cows in the boot because they are mostly owned by dirty stinking farmers. I see a few boy racers with that sport version. Some fool actually tried to overtake me in my A4 last week I sunk the shoe on the balliex..

LMFAO

Alanstrainor

Evan Burt wrote: »

Octavias I see normally have dead cows in the boot because they are mostly owned by dirty stinking farmers. I see a few boy racers with that sport version. Some fool actually tried to overtake me in my A4 last week I sunk the shoe on the balliex..

TDI power! Woooooshhhhh

Atomic Pineapple

Nah it would only be for transportation from the crime scene to somewhere to hide the body I'd say, a ditch somewhere would probably be an Octavia drivers choice for disposal of the evidence.

Owen

Quazzie wrote: »

Quick question. How many dead cats could ya fit in the boot of an octavia?

ROFL. Not as many as you'd get in my yoke. You think I carry paint around in my roofbox?

TestTransmission

PaintDoctor wrote: »

ROFL. Not as many as you'd get in my yoke. You think I carry paint around in my roofbox?

I bet you don't go around murdering innocent little cats tho

Berty

TestTransmission wrote: »

I bet you don't go around murdering innocent little cats tho

Or specifically into an old folks home where the only possession they have left in the world is a lonely old cat.

Owen

Berty wrote: »

Or specifically into an old folks home

Therein lies the subtle genius of my plan. The 75 lulls them into a false sense of security that some other self wetting pensioner is coming to visit.

vectra

Quazzie wrote: »

Quick question. How many dead cats could ya fit in the boot of an octavia?

Mod input gratefully accepted.

Depends on if it is the UK or Irish version. Some UK models come with no spare wheel so you would squeeze a few more in

challengemaster

TestTransmission wrote: »

I bet you don't go around murdering innocent little cats tho

He just doesn't have the heart to do it, so he sprays them with some red paint to make it look like he did it.

-Chris-

Are you talking these:




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L-M

I don't think I've laughed this hard in a long time...

mike65

Some mathematical models in cosmology suggest that you can in fact fit the entire universe in an Octavia boot.

Wossack

bit of a stupid question OP.. soon as you think the boot is nearly full, you just park another octavia inside it, and start filling up that boot

Atomic Pineapple

Hang on Quazzie, doesn't this thread break the first rule of...........

knifey_spoonie

draffodx wrote: »

Hang on Quazzie, doesn't this thread break the first rule of...........

Octavia Fight Club ?:D

It BeeMee

Quazzie wrote: »

Quick question. How many dead cats could ya fit in the boot of an octavia?

It depends, OP.
Just how many dead cats do you have?

mike65 wrote: »

Some mathematical models in cosmology suggest that you can in fact fit the entire universe in an Octavia boot.

Last part of the formula indicates you square the kitty cat....

TestTransmission

Henry Ford III

African or European swallows.