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Men Teaching Classes for Women

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  • 30-03-2011 10:05am
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,293 ✭✭✭


    Men Teaching Classes for Women
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Men TeachingClasses for Women at
    THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
    By Sun, Feb 21, 2011

    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
    OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

    Class 1
    Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
    Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

    Class 2
    Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
    Round Table Discussion.
    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

    Class 3
    Is It Possible To Drive Past a Kohl's or Macys Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--    Pictures and Explanatory Graphics..
    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

    Class 5
    Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
    Examples on Video.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
    At 7:00 PM

    Class 6
    How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

    Class 7
    Can a Shower Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
    Open Forum     .
    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

    Class 8
    Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 9
    I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

    Class 10
    How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
    Driving Simulations.
    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

    Class 11
    Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes     Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

    Class 12
    How to Shop by Yourself.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.     [/FONT]

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    #2
    Ave Sodalis
    Registered Users Posts: 7,548 ✭✭✭Ave Sodalis


    Lesson for Men:
    1) Take out two slices of bread
    2) Spread butter on both slices
    3) Place chosen fillings onto one slice
    4) Put slice without fillings on top of other slice
    5) Using a knife, cut lengthways or diagonally

    You know have made your own sandwich, congratulations!



    :rolleyes:


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    #3
    Enright
    Registered Users Posts: 943 ✭✭✭Enright


    OUCH !

    who robbed your biscuit?


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    #4
    TanG411
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    Enright wrote: »
    OUCH !

    who robbed your biscuit?

    Probably a man. :D


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