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slash in the toilet

chucknorris · 2011-03-30 08:43:56

I was standing at the urinals next to a midget while having a slash, when I noticed him winking at me. I turned my back a little bit but when I looked around he was still winking at me, so I said " whats your problem, do you ****in fancy me or something?" He said, "no, you bastard, you're splashing my eyes!"

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30-03-2011 9:43am

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chucknorris

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I was standing at the urinals next to a midget while having a slash, when I noticed him winking at me.

I turned my back a little bit but when I looked around he was still winking at me, so I said " whats your problem, do you ****in fancy me or something?"

He said, "no, you bastard, you're splashing my eyes!"

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