Jelly?

Sinfonia

My girlfriend has just been stung by several jellyfish.
What should I do?

TanG411

Blast her with piss.

Sisko

Brilliant

Latchy

Now I do recall it was common to pee on a jellyfish sting , however recent thought into this has said you shouldn't but I cant remember why .


Edit - the blast with pee quote got in there

Offy

Latchy wrote: »

Now I do recall it was common to pee on a jellyfish sting , however recent thought into this has said you shouldn't but I cant remember why .

Would poo work instead?

Ruu_Old

Burn her flesh, then eat it.

TanG411

Latchy wrote: »

Now I do recall it was common to pee on a jellyfish sting , however recent thought into this has said you shouldn't but I cant remember why .


Edit - the blast with pee quote got in there

I did a read up on it. Depending on the jellyfish, vinegar should be used.

Urine generally is bad, as is water. Sea water isn't as bad though. Do not touch the tentacles with bare hands - use a towel instead.

Latchy

Offy wrote: »

Would poo work instead?

It worked for the Vietnamese in open wounds so maybe ....

Colilfc

More than likely she is going to die op, I'd take her out of her misery by killing her now, otherwise she will have a slow and painful death. Or just a piss blast will do the job as metioned above.

Latchy

TML91 wrote: »

I did a read up on it. Depending on the jellyfish, vinegar should be used.

Urine generally is bad, as is water. Sea water isn't as bad though. Do not touch the tentacles with bare hands - use a towel instead.

Remember reading about it a few years ago but then opinion changed and as I've never being with anybody stung , or being stung myself I cant really say .Thing is you most likely wont have a bottle of vinegar with you unless there's a chip van near by .

metalfest

calomine lotion or burn gel
- lifeguard

andyseadog

i think this whole thread was a ruse to aid the dying 'blast him/ her with piss' quote.

i like it :pac:

zuroph

TML91 wrote: »

Blast her with piss.

Latchy wrote: »

Now I do recall it was common to pee on a jellyfish sting , however recent thought into this has said you shouldn't but I cant remember why .


Edit - the blast with pee quote got in there

Jelly??

ElaElaElano

Why have you got several jellyfish in your house? Unless this is a euphemism for an orgy?

Latchy

zuroph wrote: »

Jelly??

I took the more orthodox route

Edit: a ruse to use that quote ?

Degag

Seems as good a reason as any for a Golden Shower.....

randylonghorn

Sinfonia wrote: »

My girlfriend has just been stung by several jellyfish.
What should I do?

Try viagra ...