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Moist Gee Flaps

Do you think you should be allowed to shoot someone that comes onto your property / land like the farmer who shot the traveller.

I think you should be allowed to do it without jail time, you have a right to protect your own property.

unforunately I don't have a gun but I do keep a nice hatchet under the bed. If anyone breaks into me gaff, I'll cut their face right off & ask questions later.

thank u for your time

Glenster

what a drab little thread.......

Duggy747

I don't want to break into your house for your moist gee flaps.

FatherLen

stirring some shit are we???

Turtyturd

You're going to last a long time around here OP.

P.S I'd shoot you if you broke into my house.

Guill

Yes.

How do i know what that person is capable of and/or planning???


My wife and my child will come before any person who tries to violate my property.

**** them.

Bang Bang.

Abi

One bullet, bang bang.

Plazaman

You've just shot someone haven't you and are now panicing and asking for advice on boards as it is a strange first post (to start a thread).

You'll need 1 shovel, a long rope, lime, vodka and soda (for the lime) and some form of and electronic remote control device to play with whilst drunk....

Now here's what you do........ crap, lunchtime, back later.

FTGFOP

Abi wrote: »

One bullet, bang bang.

Bang 2? Grassy knoll?

jjhone076

I have tried to find those statistics and have never succeeded.

noworries

0. Hear dem pesky burglars down stairs
1. Jump out of bed.
2. Look for keys to Gun safe....
3. Quickly dash into room with safe.
4. Remeber that press is locked.
5. Go back and get key to press.
6. Back to press, unlock and start removing 'camouflage' from on top of safe( blankets, coats etc.)
7. Unlock safe
8. Remove shotgun
9. Remember shotty is unloaded.
10. Go back and get key to ammo safe.
11. Go to other room to get ammo.
12. Need key for press.
13. Go back and get key for press
14. Back to press, unlock and start removing 'camouflage' from on top of safe( blankets, coats etc.)
15. Unlock safe
16. remove ammo.
17. Load shotty.
18. No where are dem pesky burglars dat I is gonna bang bang
19. Oh yeah, they ran off about 10 minutes ago with all the commotion from upstairs.
20. Guns don't kill people, people kill people.

phill106

Moist Gee Flaps wrote: »

Do you think you should be allowed to shoot someone that comes onto your property / land like the farmer who shot the traveller.

I think you should be allowed to do it without jail time, you have a right to protect your own property.

unforunately I don't have a gun but I do keep a nice hatchet under the bed. If anyone breaks into me gaff, I'll cut their face right off & ask questions later.

thank u for your time

You should just blast them with piss from your moist gee flaps...

thebigbiffo

'it was like batein a badger, he kept getting back up. i bet the dust out of him, but he kept getting up and coming at me'

-Padraig Nally, defender of the right to beat travellers/trespassers like badgers

Guill

Yea, really hard to shoot intruders unless you sleep with a loaded gun, which is Illegal, therefore you would be done for that.












(To lazy to reference sex joke)

Duggy747

Stick a gun up the burglar's arse and hold down the trigger until it goes....................click!

Absurdum

Moist Gee Flaps wrote: »

I'll cut their face right off & ask questions later.

they probably won't answer

Logical Fallacy

Moist Gee Flaps wrote: »

Do you think you should be allowed to shoot someone that comes onto your property / land like the farmer who shot the traveller.

I think you should be allowed to do it without jail time, you have a right to protect your own property.

unforunately I don't have a gun but I do keep a nice hatchet under the bed. If anyone breaks into me gaff, I'll cut their face right off & ask questions later.

thank u for your time

Any one else on boards noticed the recent upsurge of people with stupid usernames starting stupid posts?

Guill

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Any one else on boards noticed the recent upsurge of people with stupid usernames starting stupid posts?

Stupid username is stupid?

Duggy747

Absurdum wrote: »

they probably won't answer

It would be a bit hard considering their lips are on the ground in heap of sliced skin and fat.

Suppose you could always slice everything else away but leave the lips so they can answer the questions you'll be asking later...............presuming they don't pass out...............which would bring us to drugging the burglar to keep him concious so you can carry out your butcher techniques........

biko

This thread is doomed, partly troll and partly advocating violence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcDFhKTyiQY