Couple More

MonkieSocks

The attractive young thing was about to go to bed with her blind date when she burst into tears.

"I’m afraid you’ll get the wrong idea about me," she said between sobs.

"I’m really not that kind of girl!"

"I believe ya," her date said, as he tried to comfort her.

"You’re the first one," she gulped.

"The first one to make love to you?" he asked.


"No!" she replied.






"The first one to believe me."


______________________________

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students.

Taking him aside after class one day, she asked,

"Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"

"I’m in love," the boy replied.

Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"

"With YOU!" he said.

"But Johnny," she said gently, "don’t you see how silly that is?

It’s true that I would like a husband of my own someday.

But I don’t want a child."

"Oh, don’t worry," the boy said reassuringly,









"I’ll use a rubber!"

shawnee

good ones, tks for the laugh !