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A small story

  • 29-03-2011 7:09am
    #1
    ART6
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    Paddy walked into the bar carrying a large paper bag, which he placed on the counter. The barman looked curiously at the bag. "What's in there?" he asked.

    Paddy opened the bag and pulled out a tiny little man, placing him on the bar. He reached into the bag again and lifted out a miniature piano, then a small piano stool. The tiny man sat on the stool and launched into a perfect Mozart symphony.

    The barman stared fascinated. "Where on earth did you get him?"

    Paddy reached into the bag again and took out a brass lantern. "Rub that". he invited. The barman rubbed the lantern with his sleeve, and a gorgeous blonde genie appeared.

    She smiled at the barman and whispered "I can grant you one wish, but only one."

    "Wow! Then I'd like a million bucks." the barman begged. There was a bright flash, and the genie vanished into the lantern. The bar door opened and a duck waddled in. Then another duck, then another, followed by a whole flock. In a minute the bar was filled with ducks.

    "For feck's sake Paddy!" the barman gasped. That genie of yours is bloody deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not ducks!"

    Paddy smiled sadly. "Do you think I really asked for a twelve inch pianist?"


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