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Pork Vagina

  • 28-03-2011 11:24pm
    #1
    dylano_k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭


    Does anyone else think that roast pork smells like a womans vagina? Today when I took my food out of the oven and soon after sliced a bit of the pork to eat, and the smell from the steam had a familiar smell then it clicked that it smells like pussy. Maybe it was a bad batch, but it tasted good.

    Anyone else?


Comments

  • #2
    Vodkat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 802 ✭✭✭Vodkat


    Dont know what kind of vagina you do be smelling!!


  • #3
    smokie2008
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 656 ✭✭✭smokie2008


    No..... just....... No!!


  • #4
    Sinfonia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    Vodkat wrote: »
    Dont know what kind of vagina you do be smelling!!

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lk_yv/s400/165218.gif


  • #5
    dylano_k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Vodkat wrote: »
    Dont know what kind of vagina you do be smelling!!

    I'm talking about clean shaved, washed and everything..it had the smell. Take a whiff next time you cook it.


  • #6
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Wtf?

    No i dont, but i don't think i'll look at pork in the same way for a while!!


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  • #7
    MagicSean
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,897 ✭✭✭MagicSean


    Vodkat wrote: »
    Dont know what kind of vagina you do be smelling!!

    I believe its called "blue waffle"


  • #8
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    dylano_k wrote: »
    Pork Vagina

    The other white meat.


  • #9
    Sergeant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,362 ✭✭✭Sergeant


    You should apply to appear on the Irish version of Come Dine With Me. Maybe with a starter of kippers before the pork main?


  • #10
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Wtf?

    No i dont, but i don't think i'll look at pork in the same way for a while!!



    Well well well ;)


  • #11
    General General
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    dylano_k wrote: »
    Does anyone else think that roast pork smells like a womans vagina? Today when I took my food out of the oven and soon after sliced a bit of the pork to eat, and the smell from the steam had a familiar smell then it clicked that it smells like pussy. Maybe it was a bad batch, but it tasted good.

    Anyone else?

    You should stick your c0ck in a roll you make of out it & report back.

    Let it cool down first though.


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  • #12
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    No - but I'm told my cock taste like duck/chicken/turkey, because its foul :p


  • #13
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Stop shagging Miss Piggy OP.


  • #14
    marxcoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 263 ✭✭marxcoo


    k_mac wrote: »
    I believe its called "blue waffle"

    I've cried....


  • #15
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    If you work in an office where they have the big carboard jars of instant coffee and you wait until its half empty.......thats a mingey scent to be sure to be sure.


  • #16
    abouttobebanned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    That's either some bad pork your some good pussy. Or wait maybe that's the other way around...


  • #17
    stoneill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    If you tasted the other side would it taste like $hite?


  • #18
    Vodkat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 802 ✭✭✭Vodkat


    marxcoo wrote: »
    I've cried....

    Try mustard snack, that will leave you scarred for life.


  • #19
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    dylano_k wrote: »
    Does anyone else think that roast pork smells like a womans vagina? Today when I took my food out of the oven and soon after sliced a bit of the pork to eat, and the smell from the steam had a familiar smell then it clicked that it smells like pussy. Maybe it was a bad batch, but it tasted good.

    Anyone else?

    NO!


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