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trolling on facebook

  • 28-03-2011 9:31pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭


    last nite had a bit of good trolling session on facebook. first off i wrote on my mates wall thanking him for linking me that wheelchair fetish porn and that it was really good. this guy works in disability. que hilarity as one girl that he works with starts acting outraged, my mate logged back on and deleted the comment, and then claimed that i was the weirdo.. zero sense of humour

    next up was another mate and i worte on his wall saying "sorry for snapping at you the other day, it was just a bit of a shock to hear but i read those links you sent me and bits of that book you were right the extent of the holocaust was completley exagerated. the arguments are really convincing" people didn't bite too much for this one, but i thought my effort was valiant

    then my unsuspecting bro lef his facebook logged in and i updated his status 'don't you just hate black people??' absoulute classic comedy right there, sometimes i dont know where i come up with this gold. this one had a bit of a unsettling effect though as the likes just kept on piling up. i presume the majority were people who realised that he had been fraped, but i say a few were racists coming out from the woodwork too. a few knobs also commented in agreement praising my brother for having the courage to speak up, i admired their trolling. well i hope to god they were trolling. The best was my uncle though commenting saying he wasn;t impressed and that he would tell my mother which i suspected he might actually do. i upped the ante and told my mother first that my bro had been acting a bit weird lately and had called kanye west a black bastard when he was watching one of his videos, ultimate real life troll. Mama sort of brushed it off and thought i was joking.. i assured her i wasn't but we left the subject, i achieved my goals, the seeds had been planted.
    now im just playing the waiting game for my indignant uncle to call.. i really hope he does..

    so ah do any of you have any facebook trolling stories to share??

    and just for the record im not actually racist or a horrible person, i just have a weird sense of humour..

    sure anyway how could i be racist when 2pac is my favourite band :D


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭barbarians


    Is this a troll within a troll ?:P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,983 ✭✭✭✭tuxy


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,832 ✭✭✭✭Blatter


    OutlawPete wrote: »

    LMAO


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    No I'm not on Facebook so I don't have to put up with any of the drama that follows it thank God


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 443 ✭✭Colilfc


    Racist bactard!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 894 ✭✭✭Willbbz


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    i upped the ante and told my mother first that my bro had been acting a bit weird lately and had called kanye west a black bastard when he was watching one of his videos

    LMAO :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    =


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    Colilfc wrote: »
    Racist bactard!

    You can't be serious!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,594 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    I thought it was bad losing an hour of my life yesterday, now i have lost more time reading this stuff.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    barbarians wrote: »
    Is this a troll within a troll ?:P

    T R O L L C E P T I O N


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 443 ✭✭Colilfc


    You can't be serious!

    What? I was trying be like in father ted fupping bactard! :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭barbarians


    Colilfc wrote: »
    What? I was trying be like in father ted fupping bactard! :o

    Fupping baxtard :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    I laughed till I stopped.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 443 ✭✭Colilfc


    barbarians wrote: »
    Fupping baxtard :PAC:

    I deeply regret posting in this thread now, might just go cry and fap in the dark now. :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Colilfc wrote: »
    I deeply regret posting in this thread now, might just go cry and fap in the dark now. :o


    ...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭blackalicious


    barbarians wrote: »
    Is this a troll within a troll ?:P
    i only troll on facebook and in real life, boards is sacred


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭barbarians


    Colilfc wrote: »
    I deeply regret posting in this thread now, might just go cry and fap in the dark now. :o

    Ah don't worry about it, nobody is perfect.




    Except for me of course :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭al28283


    no


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    i just have a weird sense of humour..
    ...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    LOL that was an epic frape.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Willbbz wrote: »

    WTF is going on there :confused:


    Actually.....







    Maybe I don't wanna know.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,001 ✭✭✭Mr. Loverman


    Haha great story OP.

    I am the ultimate troll.

    I have even got stories in national newspapers and politicians talking about my trolling!

    Can't give details as I would get a prison sentence.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭Savage Tyrant


    OP, you're an arsehole!... I like it!


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