Skangers on BMX's

Sizzler

So ever wondered why skangers cruise about Dublin city centre on BMX's or equally sh1tty little bikes? Was it the influence of John Gormley & co? Eh no!

So there I am at the bus stop, skanger with hood up weaves across the street and the luas lines then proceeds to cycle the wrong way up the street,he disappears behind a bus and BOOM 20 seconds later whizzes by the bus stop and attempts to grab a guys phone, thankfully the guys reflexes are better than Anto the skank had bargained for and he got nothing. Score ! Decent minding their own business member of the public 1 - 0 Skanger.

Never thought much of these little pr*cks around town on their bikes but even more so now, keep your eyes open boardsies because in the blink of an eye they'd take the shirt of your back,hate to think of this happening to a member of my family :mad:

I'd like to think karma will catch the little pri*ck and he'll try it again some day fall off his bike and get seven bells knocked out of him!

biko

Thanks for the heads up, I'll keep my eyes peeled next time I'm over in Dublin.

PeterIanStaker

Here's hoping a few of those scrotebags end up under the wheels of a bus.

Driver "didn't see him";)

smk89

Sizzler wrote: »

Never thought much of these little pr*cks around town on their bikes but even more so now, keep your eyes open boardsies because in the blink of an eye they'd take the shirt of your back.

My shirt is firmly attached to my back via buttons. Good luck knackers

Mrmoe

It is for incidences like these that the coat hanger was invented.

PeterIanStaker

Mrmoe wrote: »

It is for incidences like these that the coat hanger was invented.

Bit late for the ones on the bikes, should have been done 15 or 16 years ago.

Chaotic_Forces

Used to be in my day they'd steal the bikes and now they just ride them? Times are a-changing.

Redlion

Sizzler wrote: »

So ever wondered why skangers cruise about Dublin city centre on BMX's or equally sh1tty little bikes? Was it the influence of John Gormley & co? Eh no!

So there I am at the bus stop, skanger with hood up weaves across the street and the luas lines then proceeds to cycle the wrong way up the street,he disappears behind a bus and BOOM 20 seconds later whizzes by the bus stop and attempts to grab a guys phone, thankfully the guys reflexes are better than Anto the skank had bargained for and he got nothing. Score ! Decent minding their own business member of the public 1 - 0 Skanger.

Never thought much of these little pr*cks around town on their bikes but even more so now, keep your eyes open boardsies because in the blink of an eye they'd take the shirt of your back,hate to think of this happening to a member of my family :mad:

I'd like to think karma will catch the little pri*ck and he'll try it again some day fall off his bike and get seven bells knocked out of him!

Thank Christ I don't wear clothes in public. Cheers for the heads up all the same!

bryaner

Have the same type of little bastards around here, every time I meet them in me car I feel like running the fcuks over..

Captain_Generic

You could just pretend to yawn and drop-kick them in the face

Sizzler

Redlion wrote: »

Thank Christ I don't wear clothes in public. Cheers for the heads up all the same!

Boards never fails to throw up its share of comedians, no need for Kilkenny cats laughs

If the thread stops one punter from getting their bag or phone stolen then job done imo

Blazer

That's why you carry an umbrella with you at all times...just jam it into their front wheel spokes and watch them somersault over the handlebars...
always good for a laugh

bonerm

I wish E.T. would come back to Earth and levitate them under some passing traffic.

maximoose

There is nothing ****ty at all about BMXs, blasphemy.

OutlawPete

Sizzler wrote: »

.. thankfully the guys reflexes are better than Anto the skank had bargained for ..

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Sizzler

OutlawPete wrote: »

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LOlz

stovelid

/highly unlikely violent scenario contribution

Cybertron85

Sc@recrow wrote: »

That's why you carry an umbrella with you at all times...just jam it into their front wheel spokes and watch them somersault over the handlebars...
always good for a laugh

Here's a little trick I learned in the Navy Seals, get them to bend over, shove the umbrella up its hole and open it. Job done.