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  • 28-03-2011 8:01pm
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    Sarky
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    PROFIT!


    Here's a clip from my latest work.
    I call it Terms of Enrampagement.

    Its foreign because of tax breaks and stuff. It promises to be an epic yarn of betrayal, redemption, and Longcat.

    Starring:

    Fago!
    Sarky
    Nerin
    Tar as Nerin's buddy.


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    sNarah
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    and me?


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    Sarky
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    I was keeping you held back as a plot twist, but since you asked...


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    RolandIRL
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    pffft....like tar would need to use drugs, and fago would never diss the awesomeness that is Gary Busey...Sarky, i think you need to redirect your efforts into directing fiction


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    Sarky
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    It IS fiction. I mean, sNarah with dark hair? a couple of wingnuts NOT calling me a tinpot Hitler? Tar ageing several years in the space of a few hours, with nary a montage in sight? And I haven't even revealed the main villain...


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    Fago!
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    Woo I'm the star. Though, Sarky you must answer just one question before I give you my approval and the money you need to fund this little project, which was subtly hinted in the thread title (think I didn't notice Sarky, really? I've known you for 85 years man, we've fought side by side in every major war, even some minor ones. Trust me, I know when you're hinting for money ;))

    Riddle me this, riddle me that. What did you do with the little blackcat?


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    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    He's your gutsy sidekick. He falls in love with both Tar and sNarah, but has to choose between them. While rescuing you from the wrongful ban (the count to a million group framed you, you see).


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    Fago!
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    those kunts framed me? :angry emoticon:


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    RolandIRL
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    We would never frame you, Fago!...we were too busy counting


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    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Hmmm!


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    Sarky
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    They would say that.


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    Nerin
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    I ****ing love you Sarky


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    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Sarky wrote: »
    They would say that.

    They would wouldn't they!?!!?

    I love you too Sarky. Not like the love between a man and a woman (or in your case a giant bearded sea squid), but the love between a man and a fine cuban cigar.


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    Sarky
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    The purest KIND of love! <3


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    Sarky
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    Another teaser.

    Will the gang manage to get the evidence to snyper's trial before it's too late? Will Fago! ever get to use the toilet? You'll have to watch the whole movie to find out!


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    Sarky
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    Fago! doesn't really come across in those clips as the badass motherf*cker starring in my film. He gets in car chases and has a gun, too.


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    Fago!
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    I have a gun? oh wait is this it?

    /grabs crotch


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    sNarah
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    Me and fAGO!'S sidekick cat are having a ball.


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    uch
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    When's the next episode Sarky ? I have no finger or toenails left with the excitement, I'll have to bite my cat's nails now

    21/25



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    Fago!
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    sNarah wrote: »
    Me and fAGO!'S sidekick cat are having a ball.

    Meatballs?


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    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Fago! wrote: »
    Meatballs?

    Yes, à la Lady and the Vagabond.


    T is utterly romantic.


    Your cat rocks Fago!


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