toilet no.2's, ye just finished wiping.. and more of the same..? wtf?

flanum

A pain in the arse to say the least... ye just had a fantastic all-day holding it in poo.... all is good have a great wipe... last wee bit of a wipe.. then fffaarrrrtt more stuff!!! eh?? wtf??? not enough bog roll left.. argghhh...
erm... anybody else ever suffer this phenonenom?




(in before "interesting story bro"..... waiting for fluttering for a decent answer!!)!

JustAddWater

Interesting story bro...

W.Shakes-Beer

In before Flutt.

flanum

JustAddWater wrote: »

Interesting story bro...

yor so funny man... anyways.. me poor arse...

Ruu_Old

shit thread mate hehehehehehehehehe. :cool:

JustAddWater

Toilet tip #47 - In the event of a toilet roll shortage simply go au naturel and let a hot shower take care of the rest

leahyl

0:49

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=IE#/watch?xl=xl_blazer&v=a9wmczxnT3c

kfallon

Use the cardboard part of the roll!
Tear off your jocks and use them
Hop into the shower, do a handstand and wash your hole
Use the handtowel in the bathroom

The options are endless!

JerryHandbag

Probably shouldnt eat a whole box of All Bran

kfallon

JustAddWater wrote: »

Toilet tip #47 - In the event of a toilet roll shortage simply go au naturel and let a hot shower take care of the rest

Apt username btw

JustAddWater

kfallon wrote: »

Apt username btw

How'd you think I got my name!?

sunflower27

Just use a sock

the groutch

Pics or GTFO


(sorry, but someone had to say it)

TeddyTedson

I've used toilets all my life (except Saturday nights) and yes, this has happened to me. It's not the worst thing that can happen though.
I remember returning from being away for 3 or 4 days without pooping and literally running down the road to my house with my hands pushing into my bum to stop anything from unloading. When I finally burst into the toilet and sat down......nothing. I couldn't believe it, I was constipated for the first time in my live and lived what I imagine it must be like to give birth.
The pain was excruciating that I nearly fainted there on the toilet.
Somehow I managed to man up and get the job done but I felt really ill for a day or so after.

policarp

Use the Bidet...

Millicent

You don't have a housemate called Seaneh by any chance, do ye? He moved the ones from the cistern.











Oh, and the ones from behind the sink. Sorry, bro.

admiralofthefleet

have you been drinking dark ale and eating spicy food? its nearly impossible to 'draw an ace' when wiping

dubtom

Happens to me all the time, I wipe half way through to fool it into thinking I'm finished,then sit there for another half hour.

Schism

sunflower27 wrote: »

Just use a sock

Aye, and then neatly place it in the cistern like the rest of us.

Saila

the groutch wrote: »

Pics or GTFO


(sorry, but someone had to say it)

yer doin it wrong..

Fizman

Anyone else think the OP's name is an abbreviated version of another poster who is quite fond of feces?

This calls for a prolonged and suggestive hmmmmmmmmm.

Cheap Thrills!

Really? This again?

Some dull sh!te obsessed eejit will come on and tell us in exactly 43 words how he sharted on his Mother-In-Laws curtains.....groundhog day in AH # 1503.....everyone will laugh uproariously....

Sharpshooter

Flushed, as all shit toilet threads are.