Meanwhile...

Sarky

"I have placed bombs all around your school. If my demands are not met I will detonate them. All of your beloved children will die."







"Not on MY watch! There's only one way to get all those children out on time now!"






































ACTION BUS
Coming to a cinema near you. PERMANENTLY.

chucken1

Here I come to save the dayyyyyyy

Matt Holck

http://krisscop.blogspot.com/2008_01_01_archive.html

aaronjumper

Can I be the sarcastic sidekick?

Sarky

That depends, do you have a catchphrase, like "Jimminy jillickers!" or "Holy inappropriate workplace comment!"?

Fago!

I have a catchphrase.

"AND THATS THE END OF THAT CHAPTER!!!"

In caps because I shout it!

sNarah

It's lacking a tall blonde with kneehigh boots.

tallaghtmick

sNarah wrote: »

It's lacking a tall blonde with kneehigh boots.

*gets wig and boots*

sNarah

tallaghtmick wrote: »

*gets wig and boots*

But, can you pout your lips?
CAN YOU?

Sarky

... can you?

Fago!

force majeure

for a second I thought that was a can off hinakkinn:D

sNarah

Sarky wrote: »

... can you?

I, dear Sarky, am the mistress of lip-pouting.

chucken1

sNarah wrote: »

I, dear Sarky, am the mistress of lip-pouting.

Prove it..go on..!! Maybe in a being made movie?

James T Kirk

Sarky wrote: »

"I have placed bombs all around your school. If my demands are not met I will detonate them. All of your beloved children will die."







"Not on MY watch! There's only one way to get all those children out on time now!"






































ACTION BUS
Coming to a cinema near you. PERMANENTLY.

That's funny, 'cos your online persona is one of those pix! :pac:

Sarky

I don't actually have an online persona. This is a mistake many people make.

But yes, the bus is based on past experiences.

Matt Holck

they buried a bus full of children in the gravel pits of Livermore back in the 70's
they dog their way out

uch

Sarky wrote: »

I don't actually have an online persona. This is a mistake many people make.

But yes, the bus is based on past experiences.

79a ???

Sarky

Very astute. How would you like to ghost-write my autobiography?

Sunnyisland

Yakkity yak...but don't talk back....__________________

uch

Sarky wrote: »

Very astute. How would you like to ghost-write my autobiography?

Sarky,, for you I would re-write the Bible



But I'm scared of Ghosts

James T Kirk

uch wrote: »

Sarky,, for you I would re-write the Bible ...

Think that's been done enough already...

Shabadu

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called: "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down".

Sarky

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


Shabadabababababadooby-doo! ^_^

<huggles>

Fago!

Sarky I need to have a cigarette. Will you let me and not be mad if I did have one??

Sarky

I tried a cigarette once, and Action Bus gave me a look like this:



But then I switched to smoking a pipe and Action Bus was all like this:



You don't want Action bus to be all like "BITCH PLEASE", do you? You want him to be all "F*CK YEAH".

Get a pipe.

Fago!

Pipe it is:



Warning: please do NOT google "Cool guy with pipe"

Sarky

Can you point to where on the dolly the internets touched you?

Fago!

There