Elf 'n Safety gone baloobas!

Poor Craythur

Was on the train today. This women came up to Trolley Lady to ask her for tea because Trolley Lady was blocking the way to the shop.

Trolley lady says "I'm not allowed to give you tea because you're standing"
Passenger: "Wha'?"
Trolley lady: "I can't give you it, you might spill it"
Passenger: "But it comes with a secure lid"
Trolley lady: "Sit down there and I'll give you some" *gestures to seat*
Passenger: *sits down* "Tea, please"
Trolley lady: "Are you going to stay there with it?"
Passenger: "No, I'm going to go back to my own seat"
Trolley lady: "Then I can't give it to you"
Passenger: (basically) "Eh, I'm not a spaz"
Trolley lady: "Sorry"
Passenger: "But when you to the shop, you've to carry it back too"
Trolley lady: "Yes, but there they give you a bag to put it in"

Elf 'n Safety gone mad, I tells ya! This is a new thing, last week they had no problem doing that. In fairness, Trolley Lady probably thinks it's complete **** too.

starbelgrade

Poor Craythur wrote: »

Passenger: "But when you to the shop, you've to carry it back too"
Trolley lady: "Yes, but there they give you a bag to put it in"

Ah yes. The brown paper bag. Well known throughout the world for it's ability to contain hot liquids.

Saila

this story is more interesting when you imagine trolly lady has a trolly full of cats

El Weirdo

Saila wrote: »

this story is more interesting when you imagine trolly lady has a trolly full of catsis a naked hot chick.

FYP

Poor Craythur

Saila wrote: »

this story is more interesting when you imagine trolly lady has a trolly full of cats

Nothing to say but :D:D:D:D:D

googled eyes

I think the trolly lady may have been attempting to troll

Poor Craythur

starbelgrade wrote: »

Ah yes. The brown paper bag. Well known throughout the world for it's ability to contain hot liquids.

And that depressingly is the rationale behind it.

Saila

starbelgrade wrote: »

Ah yes. The brown paper bag. Well known throughout the world for it's ability to contain hot liquids.

reminds me of a teacher we had in school, paper bag we used to call her, she had a GREAT ass but not much of a looker.

Poor Craythur

Saila wrote: »

reminds me of a teacher we had in school, paper bag we used to call her, she had a GREAT ass but not much of a looker.

Butterface?

Poor Craythur

googled eyes wrote: »

I think the trolly lady may have been attempting to troll

She is a veeerrry good troll indeed in that case.

OutlawPete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAnGYfnFz9I

Super-Rush

I've heard about this before...

mikemac

Elf 'n Safety?
Trolley lady?

Did this happen in England or are you trying to post with an English accent?

CrazyRabbit

This thread is potentially harardous for your health. I'm sorry, but we're going to have to close it to prevent eye strain, or wrist/finger injuries that may occur during replies.

Thank you for your understanding.

Rhys Essien

Got some chicken from KFC the other day and noticed on the box it said 'contains hot food' or something like that.If it turned out cold they would know what to do with it.

Dempsey

Poor Craythur wrote: »

Was on the train today. This women came up to Trolley Lady to ask her for tea because Trolley Lady was blocking the way to the shop.

Trolley lady says "I'm not allowed to give you tea because you're standing"
Passenger: "Wha'?"
Trolley lady: "I can't give you it, you might spill it"
Passenger: "But it comes with a secure lid"
Trolley lady: "Sit down there and I'll give you some" *gestures to seat*
Passenger: *sits down* "Tea, please"
Trolley lady: "Are you going to stay there with it?"
Passenger: "No, I'm going to go back to my own seat"
Trolley lady: "Then I can't give it to you"
Passenger: (basically) "Eh, I'm not a spaz"
Trolley lady: "Sorry"
Passenger: "But when you to the shop, you've to carry it back too"
Trolley lady: "Yes, but there they give you a bag to put it in"

Elf 'n Safety gone mad, I tells ya! This is a new thing, last week they had no problem doing that. In fairness, Trolley Lady probably thinks it's complete **** too.

Sounds like some cúnt won money from them out of their own stupidity

Poor Craythur

feelingstressed wrote: »

Elf 'n Safety?
Trolley lady?

Did this happen in England or are you trying to post with an English accent?

Was posting in a joke British accent -I lived there for a wee while.

Poor Craythur

Dempsey wrote: »

Sounds like some cúnt won money from them out of their own stupidity

Pretty much.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Poor Craythur wrote: »

Was posting in a joke British accent -I lived there for a wee while.

Well, lawks a lummee, wot a s'prise that is, ooh where's me washboard? Top a' da maaarning to ya suuuuur.

Poor Craythur

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Well, lawks a lummee, wot a s'prise that is, ooh where's me washboard? Top a' da maaarning to ya suuuuur.

Dick Van Dyke, is that you?

Robbo

Is that you Richard Littlejohn?

Poor Craythur

Robbo wrote: »

Is that you Richard Littlejohn?

Dude, that is cold. Don't liken me to a Daily feckin' Fail journalist!!!

the groutch

Should have started signing that Divine Comedy song National Express

"but it's hard to get by, when her @rse is the size, of a small countryyyyyyyyyyy"

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Poor Craythur wrote: »

Dick Van Dyke, is that you?

Hey, you started it.

Poor Craythur

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Hey, you started it.

Touché.