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Union Rules For Hookers
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25-03-2011 12:33pm#1A dedicated union worker was attending a convention in London and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, “Is this a union house?”
“No,” she replied, “I’m sorry it isn’t.”
“Well, if I pay you £100, what cut do the girls get?”
“The house gets £80 and the girls get £20,” she answered?
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, “Why yes sir, this is a union house .?
We observe all union rules.”
The man asked, “And if I pay you £100, what cut do the girls get?”
“The girls get £80 and the house gets £20.”
“That’s more like it!” the union man said.
He handed the Madam £100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive Lady.?
“I’d like her,” he said.
“I’m sure you would, sir,” said the Madam.
Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner,
“but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she’s next.”=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=
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