Masturbation/Ejaculation Question

muinteoir09

Hey guys,

I was out with a few of the lads this evening and the conversation turned to masturbation. More specifically, what do you do when you ejaculate?

One of the guys only ever knocks one out in the bathroom, so that he can always shoot his cum directly into the toilet bowl. Most of the group thought that was pretty weird as the majority would spunk into a tissue/sock/rag/whatever.

I said that I'm quite happy to blow my load on my stomach if I'm lying in bed and, again, most of the group thought this was pretty weird.

So out of six lads, there were wildly different views on spunk and where it should be deposited. Just wondering where the gentlemen of the forum stood on the issue?

Wolfe Tone

muinteoir09 wrote: »

Hey guys,

I was out with a few of the lads this evening and the conversation turned to masturbation. More specifically, what do you do when you ejaculate?

One of the guys only ever knocks one out in the bathroom, so that he can always shoot his cum directly into the toilet bowl. Most of the group thought that was pretty weird as the majority would spunk into a tissue/sock/rag/whatever.

I said that I'm quite happy to blow my load on my stomach if I'm lying in bed and, again, most of the group thought this was pretty weird.

So out of six lads, there were wildly different views on spunk and where it should be deposited. Just wondering where the gentlemen of the forum stood on the issue?

Yore ma! *looks at forum, sees it is not AH*



Sheet of bounty, cumrag of kings.

Einhard

You're a sicko! Blowing your load on your stomach is like blowing it on a puppy with those big brown eyes. Or a wooly lamb. It's just wrong!!

I always wandered into the bathroom for my tug. So easy to dispose of. I didn't understand how people could let loose in their own beds. Sleep amongst their own filth! That's for the lower orders of creature! We're humand godammit, not animals! Well, we are animals, but you get my point...

Then, I can't remember why, I jacked off in my bed. I probably has tonsilitis and was too weak to stagger to the bathroom. I always have tonsilitis. I used an old pair of boxers. it was incredible! The warmth of the mattress against my arse was so much more comforting than the cold, armitage shanksy touch of the toulet bowl! And, once done, all I had to do was fling the offending artcle behind the bed, roll over and snooze off. No waiting until Captain Winkie settled down before leaving the bathroom, and hoping my t shirt was long anough. It was a true one stop shop. Such convenience. I've not looked back since.

So, to sum up, jacking in your bed is wonderful Jacking in your jacks is unenlightened. Jacking all over your stomach is what bad people do!;)


EDIT: You're a teacher?! :eek:

SugarHigh

Lol why would you cum on your stomach? You're going to have to wipe it off with tissue anyway so why not cum directly into it instead?

Cum is pretty messy stuff so I wouldn't want it on me tbh, into a tissue and then flush it straight away. A few past housemates have kept a krusty cum rag in their bedroom which is bloody rotten.:D

pappyodaniel

Wolfe Tone wrote: »

Sheet of bounty, cumrag of kings.

One sheet...does plenty.

4 sheets of TP.
~3 for the load
~1 for clean up

That's about 100 ****/toilet roll.


It's quite thrifty.
Eddie Hobbs recommends it.

Dave147

Into a bit of Toilet paper, job done..

Einhard

Dave147 wrote: »

Into a bit of Toilet paper, job done..

Into yore ma, job...





















sorry

congo_90

into/on a woman preferably the missus. failing that on the belly though the unpredictable landing leads to irony of the song "its raining men".

Einhard

congo_90 wrote: »

into/on a woman preferably the missus. failing that on the belly though the unpredictable landing leads to irony of the song "its raining men".

That's not very ironic.

BigDuffman

Tissue or your happy sock.

My mate had trust happy sock that he used every time. It soon become his crusty happy sock.

Otis Driftwood

Ehhhh,no.