Can you be allergic to people?

this is arse

I've noticed recently that i seem to sneeze and cough more when the person beside me is at her desk. When she's not there i'm fine. Is it possible that i'm allergic to her female pheromones or something?

Blatter

Is she hot?

RichieC

this is arse wrote: »

I've noticed recently that i seem to sneeze and cough more when the person beside me is at her desk. When she's not there i'm fine. Is it possible that i'm allergic to her female pheromones or something?

does she be marinated in perfume?

starbelgrade

SOCCER4LIFE wrote: »

Is she hot?

Like a curry.

Captain_Generic

You've got a classic case of the ghey

Sykk

Yep.. You have the ghey

this is arse

she suffers from food allergies and farts a lot but even on a good day a feel ill around her

kfallon

this is arse wrote: »

she suffers from food allergies and farts a lot

Still, better out than in :pac:

L.Jenkins

I suffer from allergies towards people aswell. When I come in contact with a certain social class, I can't help but have a bad case of tourettes.

Captain_Generic

ItsThatManAgain wrote: »

I suffer from allergies towards people aswell. When I come in contact with a certain social class, I can't help but have a bad case of tourettes.

The lower class just can't catch a break these days

Asphyxia

She may be wearing perfume or body spray that might'nt agree with you.

Does she have any pets? Are you allergic to cat/dogs?

L.Jenkins

Captain_Generic wrote: »

The lower class just can't catch a break these days

Who said anything about the lower class :P

FatherLen

sneeze in her face. its fun.

Duggy747

I'm allergic to children.

Well.........not really but I'm sticking by it.

this is arse

Asphyxia wrote: »

She may be wearing perfume or body spray that might'nt agree with you.

Does she have any pets? Are you allergic to cat/dogs?

no, i have no allergies to pets, this ones breath stinks to high heaven too, smells like some wild animal crawled down her throat and died, i think part of the problem is that she never wears perfume. and the odd time she does it smells like cold hard boiled eggs, and she always make these farty noises with her mouth

bonerm

Captain_Generic wrote: »

You've got a classic case of the ghey

Cure? Take two breasts and don't call me in the morning.

WindSock

I don't know, I don't care. I just came in here to post my sixteenth thousanth post, Mother****ers.



Ah ok. Maybe she was dusty.

bonerm

WindSock wrote: »

I don't know, I don't care. I just came in here to post my sixteenth thousanth post, Mother****ers.



Ah ok. Maybe she was dusty.

Have you ever added up all the time it took you to compose all those posts and then curled up in the foetal position crying?

whiskeyman

Ask her for tiny amounts of her bodily fluids which you can then inject into yourself to provide a type of vaccination.
She should be down with that.

this is arse

congrats, if you had a penny for everyone of those, you would now have €160

WindSock

bonerm wrote: »

Have you ever added up all the time it took you to compose all those posts and then curled up in the foetal position crying?

4 years. And 1k more from 2 other accounts = 17k. Less than 5k a year. Most of those were from work though so I had an excuse!

this is arse wrote: »

congrats, if you had a penny for everyone of those, you would now have €160

Plus modding duties. 30c per warning, 50c per infraction 80c per ban and €2 for thread close/move.

bonerm

WindSock wrote: »

4 years. And 1k more from 2 other accounts = 17k. Less than 5k a year. Most of those were from work though so I had an excuse!

16,000 looks really cool on the screen, but now that I see it 16,001 is so meh.

laters!

WindSock

bonerm wrote: »

16,000 looks really cool on the screen, but now that I see it 16,001 is so meh.

laters!

What about 16,006. Or 16,016!!?? Wll you be my friend then?





I....I like friends

stovelid

this is arse wrote: »

I've noticed recently that i seem to sneeze and cough more when the person beside me is at her desk. When she's not there i'm fine. Is it possible that i'm allergic to her female pheromones or something?

It's not related to her. You have a rare disorder and you're going to die.

bonerm

WindSock wrote: »

What about 16,006. Or 16,016!!?? Wll you be my friend then?





I....I like friends

Look I'm sorry. This just isn't going to work out. You seem a bit clingy and frankly I can't wait around til 16,016.

WindSock

bonerm wrote: »

Look I'm sorry. This just isn't going to work out. You seem a bit clingy and frankly I can't wait around til 16,016.

Can I add you on facebook? Bebo? Myspace? Msn? Skype? Googles, Farmville? I can guess your phonenumber. Hey do you like walnuts? I think they look gross, like old peoples vaginas but they taste ok with blue cheese. Omg. lol I cant believe I just said that!!!

problemchimp

Maybe you have a fish allergy.

bonerm

WindSock wrote: »

I can guess your phonenumber. Hey do you like walnuts? I think they look gross, like old peoples vaginas

I haven't seen enough walnuts to have a proper basis for comparison.

WindSock

bonerm wrote: »

I haven't seen enough walnuts to have a proper basis for comparison.

Have an allergy of nuts?

bonerm

WindSock wrote: »

Have an allergy of nuts?

All my life. I find there's something almost unnatural about putting them in your mouth.

problemchimp

Bonerm and Windsock get a room please, you're getting a bit too sticky.

Claasman

bonerm wrote: »

All my life. I find there's something almost unnatural about putting them in your mouth.

It cant be hereditary, cos yore ma doesn't suffer from that allergy

bonerm

Claasman wrote: »

It cant be hereditary, cos yore ma doesn't suffer from that allergy

It can skip generations (and not always in even numbers either). My granddad was never happier than when someone plonked a big bag of nuts in his face and playfully suggested he should go to town on them.

WindSock

problemchimp wrote: »

Bonerm and Windsock get a room please, you're getting a bit too sticky.

I have one booked, but it is not available till later. Want to join? Hey, wouldn't it be hilarious if I didn't turn up and it was just the two of you?

What do you think'd happen? Hmmmm? /:)\

Plazaman

this is arse wrote: »

no, i have no allergies to pets, this ones breath stinks to high heaven too, smells like some wild animal crawled down her throat and died, i think part of the problem is that she never wears perfume. and the odd time she does it smells like cold hard boiled eggs, and she always make these farty noises with her mouth

Hmmm, sounds like your company just shaved a big monkey, threw a dress on it and plonked it beside you. It's happening more and more these days, can't afford real workers. Bet she's always out on a Tuesday or Thursday (Vet days in the Pheonix Park). Do the banana test on her but for Jesus sake don't get too close or you'll lose an appendage.

Damn dirty apes, stealing our jobs

bonerm

WindSock wrote: »

I have one booked, but it is not available till later. Want to join? Hey, wouldn't it be hilarious if I didn't turn up and it was just the two of you?

What do you think'd happen? Hmmmm? /:)\

I think a certain someone might find themselves alone tonight pining away for their halcyon days of 16000 whilst the rest of us are having fun fun fun.

(btw I'm sure you've already noticed but he'll be on a very attractive 400 before you're anywhere near 17000).

vampire of kilmainham

this is arse wrote: »

I've noticed recently that i seem to sneeze and cough more when the person beside me is at her desk. When she's not there i'm fine. Is it possible that i'm allergic to her female pheromones or something?

its her perfume:eek::eek::eek:

vampire of kilmainham

i wouldent like toooo go down on her if the rest of her smells that bad she must be a minger:eek::eek::eek:

Abi

Duggy747 wrote: »

I'm allergic to children.

Well.........not really but I'm sticking by it.

Them, and pregnant women. I have a completely irrational response to seeing a bump. Break into a sweat and trying to get the hell away from it as quickly as possible. They are just everywhere at the moment.


/boards up doors and windows

this is arse

kfallon wrote: »

Still, better out than in :pac:

yeah, better out of my lungs than in

Capt'n Midnight

Abi wrote: »

Them, and pregnant women. I have a completely irrational response to seeing a bump. Break into a sweat and trying to get the hell away from it as quickly as possible. They are just everywhere at the moment.


/boards up doors and windows

Yes pregnancy is congateous

but you don't catch it from women

Capt'n Midnight

whiskeyman wrote: »

Ask her for tiny amounts of her bodily fluids which you can then inject into yourself to provide a type of vaccination.
She should be down with that.

maybe she is allergic to you and you could return the favour ?