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Farmer looking for wimin

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  • 23-03-2011 1:37am
    #1
    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭


    Hi I'm a rather large, sweaty,Farmer with loads of land and no hair,, anyone fancy a date?

    21/25



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    landsleaving
    Registered Users Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Do you grow them yourself?


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    #3
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    This is who you want, Uch:

    Tara

    Tar.jpg

    She'll rock your world!! ;)

    Why don't you send her a PM? Remember to give her your vital statistics, it's the first thing she'll want to know.


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    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    How fat, sweaty and bald are ya?

    Can I run away if we don't get on?


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    Scarydoll
    Registered Users Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll


    Depends, do you own a cap?


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    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    uch wrote: »
    Hi I'm a rather large, sweaty,Farmer with loads of land and no hair,, anyone fancy a date?

    Jackie Healy Rae ???


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    CorkMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    uch wrote: »
    Hi I'm a rather large, sweaty,Farmer with loads of land and no hair,, anyone fancy a date?

    Please leave the sheep alone till ya get a womin.


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    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    omg. you sound like the man ive been waitin all my life for.

    please -- just tell me you have a terminal condition, and we can get married.


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    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Hold on, you!

    There's a queue here, ya know. :pac:


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    #10
    TheRealSquishy
    Registered Users Posts: 336 ✭✭TheRealSquishy


    only if you own cows like mary off of the muller ad...then im there!:D


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    #11
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    By any chance is this you ?! :cool:

    *whistles innocently* :D:D


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    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Who's the man hugging him though?


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    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    confuseddotcom wrote: »
    By any chance is this you ?! :cool:

    *whistles innocently* :D:D



    No thats me Kid brother, but I don't know who the dark haired fella is.

    21/25



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    Moonbeam
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,953 Mod ✭✭✭✭Moonbeam


    Road frontage? milk quota?


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