New Cows Refuse Sex

Sponge Bob

Basically this poor oul fella in Zimbabwe was caught because his neighbour sold the cow he normally rode. He is pretty shameless about the whole episode, blaming his wife for driving him to it

http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/top_news/2031.html

[FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]He said that the main reason why the cows in question resisted his moves was because they were new ‘partners’. The cows that he used to bonk were sold by Tavengwa [/FONT]

Stained Class

Pull the udder one.:D

anndub

Yeah? What's your beef?

Rob113

What did you put into google that made you 'accidentally' stumble across this?

PeterIanStaker

maybe his wife was never in the moooooood.


/gets coat.

OutlawPete

Forcing cows to procreate is disgusting and inhumane .. what heifer you say.

Agricola

(bovine related pun)

gargleblaster

91 and he can still get it up - i am duly impressed, beastiality aside.

Fozzydog3

what a load of bull

sorry thats just milking it now

Sponge Bob

Rob113 wrote: »

What did you put into google that made you 'accidentally' stumble across this?

"Applied Bestiality" and "Kerry"

antodeco

He's really milking this story now...

PeterIanStaker

Sponge Bob wrote: »

"Applied Bestiality" and "Kerry"

and there wasn't an article about Ms Katona to be found?

OutlawPete

In all seriousness, if a beautiful cow was walking trough a field and you were in the mood, would you really not make a move, you'd do nothing and let it walk pasturise.

Mike 1972

Isint Zimbabwe one of those countries where they dont like man eatin da poo poo

Yet a guy can quite openly get it on with his neighbours cow and hardly anyone bats an eyelid

With the possible exception of the cow ?

Tzar Gringo

bastards even refused a chat, last time i was on shrooms

raah!

Grrr, I thought this was about genetically engineered cows refusing to reproduce to have their mutant cow children exploited, 'the cows are finally standing up for themselves' I thought.

Anyway, poor fellow.

OutlawPete

Bet he was veally sorry he got caught.

Mike 1972

“I used to rend to my grandmother’s cattle as a young man and I admit that I also used to have sex with the cattle. However, I never used to have sex with the goats; I only concentrated on the cattle."

A man with standards !

ascanbe

'It is believed that Govara uses some juju to seduce and ‘hypnotise’ the cows so that they won’t wake up or cause a stir making it easy to show the cow who’s the boss! However, on the fateful day he is believed to have left his juju outside of the kraal in his haste to begin the passionate lovemaking.'

That was his problem there.

cassid

omg:eek: