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Viral ad idea

  • 22-03-2011 10:25am
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭


    right im turning to the greatest minds in ireland for help, ok now that the flattery is over, im trying to make a viral ad for red bull but im completely out of ideas...... and this is where ye come in, any good ideas?

    much appreciated


Comments

  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Nope.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    It's a sad day for advertising when their execs turn to After Hours for help.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 261 ✭✭this is arse


    what about someone catching the aids virus?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭Staplor


    I got it, picture the scene, advertising fat cats thinking spitballing ideas for a Red Bull viral ad, then the "young cool hip male aged 18-24" has a Berocca and get a great idea.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    what about someone catching the aids virus?

    Red Bull.

    It gives you AIDS.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 910 ✭✭✭Jagera


    Wed Bull gives you rings


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 261 ✭✭this is arse


    yeah, new Red Bull AIDS flavor


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Get a bull, paint him red, really piss him off, set him loose in Dundrum shopping centre and video the carnage!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    I have this idea. You get five chinese guys in suits to do a little dance and since "we're the raspberry guys, we're the raspberry guys". Gradually they're joined by a crowd of younger, cooler looking people of similar ethnicity until by the end you have a swarm of people filling the frame singing about small berry fruit.

    I've no idea what it means but sure it doesn't matter so long as it shifts units and annoys the fúck out of everyone who hears it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,194 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    c8880f80.jpg


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Two Girls, One Cup and a Red Bull.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Just have a video of a bird drinking Red Bull and cake farting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Have the can sing some crappy song about days of the week.
    Instant hit


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Just have a video of a bird drinking Red Bull and cake farting.

    Drinking cake? Did someone smash her jaw in?

    (never mind, I just looked up def of cake farting :) )


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    bonerm wrote: »
    Drinking cake? Did someone smash her jaw in?


    Dunno. Maybe they donkey punched her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,007 ✭✭✭Phill Ewinn


    Red coloured bull blasts advertising executive with piss.


  • Posts: 3,505 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Well since your imagination/creativity got you as far as coming here to take advantage of other people's imagination/creativity, regardless of the ego stroke you tried to include (greatest minds of Ireland, nice try...) I think I'm just gonna post a snooty comment.

    There ya go.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    If Red Bull even remotely does what ad agencies usually tell us, then drink some and you'll be sorted!

    Also, if you're getting paid to do this, bear in mind that the rules say that we all get a cut.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭Markom5a


    hmmm just the reaction i expected, a couple did make me laugh though, and dont worry im not an advertising exec just a college student whos killed one too many brain cells....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    Just be honest.

    Red bull doesn't give you wings.

    It might however give you a heart attack if you drink too much of it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 261 ✭✭this is arse


    or AIDS, i know a guy who got aids from injecting Red Bull


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    "Red bull makes you sick to your stomach".

    "I probably wouldn't have gotten into that fight unless I was hyper on Redbull".

    "Redbull for teens, like sugar for infants".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    just video coppers and all the girls drinking vodka and red bull.
    and then vomiting.



    red bull, it gives you wings stomach ulsers.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 13,155 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    Three girls, all in white jeans, all on their periods. One drinks a cola, one drinks and lemonade, the third a Red Bull.

    Cut to after finishing drinks and the Red Bull girl is the only one with no embarrassing red stain on her white trousers in the crotch area.

    The Red Bull gave her wings for her panty liner, innit?


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