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I got a job working at the Trinity Ball !!!

  • 20-03-2011 11:26PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 479 ✭✭


    I'm so excited to be working at Europe's largest private party! My job is to wash the vomit from the cobblestones throughout the night and clean out the shít and piss from the portable toilets. I've also been instructed to pick up any used condoms lying about the place. The best part is that I get into the Ball for free ;)

    Finally, all those years of being as hack and kissing ass have paid off. U jelly?


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,315 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Any other mediocre details of your life you feel like sharing?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭starling.


    Fo Real wrote: »
    U jelly?

    I hate that phrase so much, in the most irrational way. :mad:


    (This is a thread for sharing little pieces of information about ourselves, right? :o)



    Also, I'm glad those years of ass-kissing have paid off, the chance to clean vomit and excrement certainly makes it all worth it :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 479 ✭✭Fo Real


    Bloody hell, every post in this thread is seething with blatant jealousy. It seems Irish begrudgery has infected the magnificent British institution of Trinners.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,315 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Fo Real wrote: »
    Bloody hell, every post in this thread is seething with blatant jealousy. It seems Irish begrudgery has infected the magnificent British institution of Trinners.

    Troll fail.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    So what does everyone think of the new cobblestones in trinity? I think they're sexy.


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