One for the witty

darsar

A friend put my number on gumtree during the week for having Kings of Leon tickets. Since Wednesday my phone has been hopping with texts and calls.

How shall we deal with this AH?

Saila

kick your fone in the face and blast it with piss..problem solved.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

One for the witty??? LOL!!!

gerrycollins

Link your phone to a sex chat line a take a portion of the revenue generated

bradlente

darsar wrote: »

A friend put my number on gumtree during the week for having Kings of Leon tickets. Since Wednesday my phone has been hopping with texts and calls.

Using this.

Logical Fallacy

darsar wrote: »

A friend put my number on gumtree during the week for having Kings of Leon tickets. Since Wednesday my phone has been hopping with texts and calls.

How shall we deal with this AH?

Use webtext to let everyone who contacts you know that Kings of Leon are ****e.

theteal

Ha ha, people want KOL tickets. . .that's gas. . .

policarp

How many tickets have you got?

Clank1

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Use webtext to let everyone who contacts you know that Kings of Leon are ****e.

I understand where you are coming from, but in reality, is this really logical? :pac:

OutlawPete

Answer the phone and say:

"Hi, this is the ..."

Spore

Plant drugs on him.

Clank1

Lets not be too hasty my friend... haw haw

smk89

Put an ad on gumtree for your friend in the men seeking men column. Then do the same with his email on the american site so it gets more traffic with fake pictures (or real ones if you are that way inclined). Place his home address on a hostel database for e5 a night and wait for the german backpackers to visit him.

I'd guess 2 days tops before he begs you for forgiveness

Feeona

Do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpNtbyz3DEE

OutlawPete

smk89 wrote: »

Put an ad on gumtree for your friend in the men seeking men column. Then do the same with his email on the american site so it gets more traffic with fake pictures (or real ones if you are that way inclined). Place his home address on a hostel database for e5 a night and wait for the german backpackers to visit him.

Haven't you learned your lesson?

http://www.rte.ie/news/2010/0708/maddena.html

Clank1

smk89 wrote: »

Put an ad on gumtree for your friend in the men seeking men column. Then do the same with his email on the american site so it gets more traffic with fake pictures (or real ones if you are that way inclined). Place his home address on a hostel database for e5 a night and wait for the german backpackers to visit him.

I'd guess 2 days tops before he begs you for forgiveness

Let's not be too hasty my friend... haw haw :pac:

Clank1

Clank1 wrote: »

Let's not be too hasty my friend... haw haw :pac:

Haw haw :pac:

Cantona's Collars

Put your phone on divert and link it to your friends number.

ejmaztec

darsar wrote: »

A friend put my number on gumtree during the week for having Kings of Leon tickets. Since Wednesday my phone has been hopping with texts and calls.

How shall we deal with this AH?

Set up a PO Box and tell them all to send the money to it.

Saila

Clank1 wrote: »

Haw haw :pac:

having one of your episodes again..remember what the doc said keep taking the meds or this will happen

Ev84

darsar wrote: »

A friend put my number on gumtree during the week for having Kings of Leon tickets. Since Wednesday my phone has been hopping with texts and calls.

How shall we deal with this AH?

Nothing witty about my answer... KICK THE BOLLIX OUT OUT OF 'IM!!!!!

strokemyclover

Spend the rest of your life plotting revenge.....that'll show him!

Clank1

Saila wrote: »

having one of your episodes again..remember what the doc said keep taking the meds or this will happen

stuff it buddy.... haw haw :pac:

4zn76tysfajdxp

Put up an ad on DoneDeal with his number attached at the end:

€2,000 2003 VW Passat 1.9 TDi, 50,000 miles, NCT 01/2013, Full service history, Call me anytime, need sale by Tuesday night as I'm emigrating this week.


a4 tdi se sti wrx fto mivec integra a3 a8 golf passat mondeo megan white fast landrover csl 320d 530d mtec estate focus astra civic sti golf bora glanza lancer evo sir vti dohc toledo eg6 eg9 a4 tdi saxo silvia s14 s13 s15 316 318is 320 search passat jetta golf bora skyline mondeo 320d focus st integra celica avensis d4d insignia vectra astra c200 c220 is 220d 520d 318i 316i a4 a5 s40 318D is200 corolla mr2 mrs hilux glanza caddy transporter hiace transit vivaro primastar santa fe vitara landcruiser cooper impretza lancer laguna megane auris yaris micra

Eric Cartman

put an ad for an escort service up with his number

smk89

OutlawPete wrote: »

Haven't you learned your lesson?

http://www.rte.ie/news/2010/0708/maddena.html

Curses my secret it out.
And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling adults.

Saila

Clank1 wrote: »

stuff it buddy.... haw haw :pac:

no its caw caw what kind of a lame crow are you :rolleyes:

Will

Any number you don't recognise answer with the following;

"Hello Dublin neo-nazi party, Heinrich speaking, how may I help you?"

TheZohanS

smk89 wrote: »

Put an ad on gumtree for your friend in the men seeking men column. Then do the same with his email on the american site so it gets more traffic with fake pictures (or real ones if you are that way inclined). Place his home address on a hostel database for e5 a night and wait for the german backpackers to visit him.

I'd guess 2 days tops before he begs you for forgiveness

Amateur.

Put up a fake profile for a female seeking no strings attached fun with men, include some pics of a random girl. Include his number. Winning.

Clank1

Saila wrote: »

no its caw caw what kind of a lame crow are you :rolleyes:

Clank1 has to think about this... haw haw :pac:

Micky Dolenz

No one makes an effort these days.

Oranage2

Next time your in his house - Go to his computer and download a load of child porn - Then inform the Garda - you'll all be laughing about this for years!!!

Overheal

I suggest you set up a paypal account and start taking deposits on the right to bid on the tickets. The deposit is non-refundable and you reserve the right to cancel the auction at any time

You could just start putting his number in burger king stalls, write out elaborate Escort ads and promote 20 euro BJs and see what kind of creeps call him in the middle of the day from a BK toilet strung out on meth.

this is arse

darsar wrote: »

A friend put my number on gumtree during the week for having Kings of Leon tickets. Since Wednesday my phone has been hopping with texts and calls.

How shall we deal with this AH?

my personal favourite is the freebie section, you'd be surprised how many people believe that people out there give away the full contents of a house

chicken fingers

The only thing you can do is forward your phone to that dublin rickroller landline.

darsar

I kind of wanted to go a different and possibly more harsher route than just returning the same prank by putting his number on gumtree.

I like the idea of the posting the house as a hostel but his mother be the tormented one!

dr.bollocko

darsar wrote: »

I kind of wanted to go a different and possibly more harsher route than just returning the same prank by putting his number on gumtree.

I like the idea of the posting the house as a hostel but his mother be the tormented one!

You could always cheer her up by having sex with her.

mstan

dr.bollocko wrote: »

You could always cheer her up by having sex with her.

I think raping his friend's mother might be taking things a little too far

Overheal

Mmmmm..... Cookies and Milf.

RachaelVO

smk89 wrote: »

Put an ad on gumtree for your friend in the men seeking men column. Then do the same with his email on the american site so it gets more traffic with fake pictures (or real ones if you are that way inclined). Place his home address on a hostel database for e5 a night and wait for the german backpackers to visit him.

I'd guess 2 days tops before he begs you for forgiveness

Jaysus, you're an evil James Bond villian aren't ya??????:eek:

Colilfc

Report him to the gardai and #win

Yurt

Well my friend wrecked my house during rag week so i set up a thread in the Clare forum saying that he was opening up a sex shop with his father,a journalist from the Clare people pm'd me asking me for his e-mail address.

I made up a fake g-mail account and did an interview with him and this was published in Tuesday's Clare people





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He has got an unbelievable amount of stick for it,i think we're even

danniemcq

someone mentioned diverting your phone, check the settings first and there is sometimes a choice to divert all numbers except ones in your phonebook

Snakeblood

Speaking for the witty, it really isn't.