You know she got stung by a man when...

Cawk n bawllz

On facebook, you know when a girl just got stung by a man when she goes on a petty rampage on facebook.
Sure. Facebook is a good place to let the world know what you're thinking but ladies, please - try to maintain some class and tact and dignity.
It's usually the more unintelligent girls from decadent backgrounds who do it.
We all know a couple of girls who are always going out with blatantly, blaringly, obscenely obvious **** who clearly wont treat them right and clearly don't care about women. And then she gets neglected by him or she finds out he's cheating or he does some other **** that anyone with half a brain but her would expect him to do.
And so she logs on to facebook with a vengeance!! Her wall is full of comments like "Not givin a **** bout anyting but nites out wit my gurliez! Pure luv yaz all ta bits!!" and she likes these stupid pages like "All men are bastards" and "Dnt waste tym luvin peeps hu dnt lv u back" (something to that effect, I don't tend to memorise those soppy pages or like pages in general.)
Now before I'm attacked by girls I'm going to state that I'm not unsympathetic to girls who've been hurt by men. I know it's not at all a nice feeling to be betrayed by someone you cared about. I'm criticizing girls who go out with obvious **** and then start posting petty **** on facebook that nobody wants to listen to.

BUT ANYWAY! The topic of this thread is -
Funny / pathetic / annoying telltale signs that she just got stung by a man. Post your findings here!

Cawk n bawllz

And no, Silverfish, I'm not trolling.
I'm new here and you're either overly pedantic or this thread somehow hurts your feelings.

Ickle Magoo

What's with spamming the same post all over the shot? Did your ex post about you on facebook or summat?

charlemont

All Irish women really love is status and money, Its no surprise to see them bitch and moan on Facebook when they get dumped, When women go with scumbags it always ends in tears, no sympathy from me either..

Nolanger

Wait until she phones your job offering your male coworkers sex if they beat you up!

Cawk n bawllz

No. I'm new here and one mod seems to be unhappy about where I posted this thread so I had to move it twice.
So... got an actual reply or do you go out with dickheads and whinge about it on facebook?

Cawk n bawllz

Has that happened to you? It sounds ridiculous but not actually too far off from what some women might do.

super_furry

A decadent background?

xsiborg

my findings indicate that facebook is pathetic, annoying...

but two outta three aint bad!

charlemont

super_furry wrote: »

A decadent background?

I think the culprit bitches are normally from a "better " background, I find the so called "undereducated" broads to be much more down to earth and reasonable.

Panthro

What?! Men can sting too?!
Arrrggghhh!
I thought it was just those lil yellow and black stripey flyin' fockers that could do the stinging, we are all DOOOMED!:pac:

xsiborg

this is supposed to be a gentlemans club forum and women are referred to as broads and bitches? class.

and the word is "uneducated". or even "illiterate!" :rolleyes:

Cawk n bawllz

charlemont wrote: »

I think the culprit bitches are normally from a "better " background, I find the so called "undereducated" broads to be much more down to earth and reasonable.

Actually I meant more morally decadent.(Maybe it was a confusing term to use?) I find the under educated ones to be just as bad. It's girls who have nothing better going on in their lives so they monopolise their time with relationship related stuff.
Not saying that stuff isn't important but, jesus christ, get a hobby, do something with your life and stop worrying about ****ty boyfriends when you're in your 20s.

Galvasean

xsiborg wrote: »

this is supposed to be a gentlemans club forum and women are referred to as broads and bitches? class.

I would not judge the forum on the merits of this thread (it will be gone soon).

super_furry

Cawk n bawllz wrote: »

It's girls who have nothing better going on in their lives so they monopolise their time with relationship related stuff.
.

Similar to angry guys posting on internet forums then?

theg81der

charlemont wrote: »

All Irish women really love is status and money, Its no surprise to see them bitch and moan on Facebook when they get dumped, When women go with scumbags it always ends in tears, no sympathy from me either..

Really all Irish women???How about all posters named charlemont post idiotic messages on boards

Cawk n bawllz

super_furry wrote: »

Similar to angry guys posting on internet forums then?

Angry... how? Are you a lady and somehow hurt by this thread? I'm not the one calling them bitches or anything derogatory.

I'm quite new to boards and already getting the feeling that the users are hypersensitive.

the_syco

Cawk n bawllz wrote: »

On facebook, you know when a girl just got stung by a man when she goes on a petty rampage on facebook.

On boards.ie you know when someone has gotten dumped by their hate-filled language against the opposite sex on their first post. You want lols, goto After Hours. The Gentlemens Club and the Ladies Lounge are for more mature topics than this crap that you are posting.

charlemont

theg81der wrote: »

Really all Irish women???How about all posters named charlemont post idiotic messages on boards

Yes, almost all, Plus they love to get real fat and bitchy once they have the shackles on the man (sorry "victim"), Contrast that with most of the European woman here, working in shops etc who always smile and know how to be polite.

Theres only 1 Charlemont and only he can post idiotic and truthful messages on Boards, and he says Dont give your heart to an Irish woman, just give her a ride instead and keep your love for a real woman who appreciates romance..

Cawk n bawllz

the_syco wrote: »

On boards.ie you know when someone has gotten dumped by their hate-filled language against the opposite sex on their first post. You want lols, goto After Hours. The Gentlemens Club and the Ladies Lounge are for more mature topics than this crap that you are posting.

Actually no. I haven't been dumped. Been going out with my girlfriend for quite some time.
Still getting used to the tone of this board I guess. I post a thread looking for a few funny replies relating to my thread and all I'm getting is angry defensive women.
Not a good vibe in this place at all. And I'm not reposting this somewhere else for yet another tirade of abuse from women who think relationships and the internet are serious business.

Panthro

the After Hours thread under "Rec" at the top of the page is good for a few funny replies.

coffee_cake

Cawk n bawllz wrote: »

Actually no. I haven't been dumped. Been going out with my girlfriend for quite some time.
Still getting used to the tone of this board I guess. I post a thread looking for a few funny replies relating to my thread and all I'm getting is angry defensive women.
Not a good vibe in this place at all. And I'm not reposting this somewhere else for yet another tirade of abuse from women who think relationships and the internet are serious business.

I didn't know the definition of "women" had changed to "anyone who disagrees with me/doesnt find me funny"

Must alert the dictionary people

TouchingVirus

IBTL

TGC mods love having to deal with this utter shíte :rolleyes:

Cawk n bawllz

bluewolf wrote: »

I didn't know the definition of "women" had changed to "anyone who disagrees with me/doesnt find me funny"

Must alert the dictionary people

Well forgive me for assuming that all those who disagree with me are women. I didn't expect men to be so hurt by this. What is your issue anyway?
I've been as nice as possible in the opening of this thread, wasn't trying to be funny, was hoping it would get humorous.
What's there to disagree with? Is there a flipside to this? I'm wrong and women actually don't post petty annoying crap on facebook after being dumped? Sorry, bro, but I see it all the time.

Is it my wording? Fine. It's not petty, annoying or crap.
It's women posting their legitimate feeling after that once special someone has hurt them.
Better?
Now... let's get back on track shall we?
Post your funny examples here, people!

Tayla

The funniest are the people (both male and female) who update their relationship status to single and then all their friends 'like' it and then 2 days later they're back together

People seem to love bashing Irish women these days (not you O.P) and it's quite offensive because there are a hell of a lot of lovely ones too!!

TouchingVirus

Tayla wrote: »

there are a hell of a lot of lovely ones too!!

That's a shocker :eek:

There's so many generalisations in that first post I wouldn't know where to start OP. I don't think the aim of the forum is to act like a Caveman Club and laugh at facebook behaviour, dumb women (paraphrasing) or stuff like that. Your whole post could have just done without 90% of what you wrote.

If you want to have a little rant then just pop over to Ranting and Raving and off you go.