MOTHER IN SEX MAG SHOCKER!

Choochtown

Visiting my mother yesterday I was shocked to find a copy of ... I'm a bit embarrassed to say it ... "ALIVE" the Catholic monthly newspaper. I expressed my horror and my mother as most Irish mammies would defended it.
I asked her what it was about and got the standard "love, charity, compassion etc."
Rather than enter into our usual argument which nobody ever wins I decided to use a highligher pen and highlight the word "sex" or "homosexual" whereever it appeared.

33 times in the first 4 pages! Sorry couldn't read anymore, I have some standards.

robindch

Choochtown wrote: »

use a highligher pen and highlight the word "sex" or "homosexual" whereever it appeared.

Excellent idea!

Dave!

Was in the vets the other day picking up medicine for my dog. Saw a copy of Alive on the bench in the waiting area. Folded it over a few times and stuck it behind some shelving unit.

Winning.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

I was in a church last year and I saw a copy of Alive on a desk near the door, I ignored it and got on with my life.

Dave!

Voodoo_rasher

pernicious little rag!

Sid_Justice

what you guys got against cannibalistic Uruguayan rugby players? great read

panda100

I moved into a new flat in Dublin last week, sharing with one other guy. We were chatting last night and he told me he was deputy editor of the sacred heart messenger for four years!!
Fun times ahead in my apartment

Galvasean

I think if I see the words 'gay' and 'agenda' next to each other in that paper one more time I may scream! :eek:

virmilitaris

Galvasean wrote: »

I think if I see the words 'gay' and 'agenda' next to each other in that paper one more time I may scream! :eek:

The gays have an agenda? What should we do ? Run for the hills? Buy lube?

number10a

virmilitaris wrote: »

The gays have an agenda? What should we do ? Run for the hills? Buy lube?

Both. I love gettin' me some lovin' in thems there hills.

Zillah

virmilitaris wrote: »

The gays have an agenda? What should we do ? Run for the hills? Buy lube?

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/5442/864697-secret_gay_agenda_super.jpg

MagicMarker

virmilitaris wrote: »

The gays have an agenda? What should we do ? Run for the hills? Buy lube?

No you fool, you must be flamboyant and care free!!

TheReverend

My Aunt hands the paper out every week, it sickens me.

Havermeyer

TheReverend wrote: »

My Aunt hands the paper out every week, it sickens me.

Says TheReverend. :pac:

longshanks

I like to burn things

liamw

Zillah wrote: »

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/5442/864697-secret_gay_agenda_super.jpg

one more

Delirium

such a misleading thread title

Mark Hamill

koth wrote: »

such a misleading thread title

Well, "Alive" is such a misleading magazine.

TheReverend

nummnutts wrote: »

Says TheReverend. :pac:

Tis an old name :P, no point in changing it now :P

Zombrex

Choochtown wrote: »

33 times in the first 4 pages! Sorry couldn't read anymore, I have some standards.

Religion is obsessed with sex.

When you say that to a religious person they say they aren't and then proceed to tell you they NEVER have sex because of some archaic rule (such as they aren't married) so how can they be obsessed with it. :pac:

People don't seem to realize that obsessively not doing something perfectly normal is as much an obsession as obsessively doing it.

Galvasean

Mark Hamill wrote: »

Well, "Alive" is such a misleading magazine.

So misleading that it takes the form of a newspaper!

Mark Hamill

Galvasean wrote: »

So misleading that it takes the form of a newspaper!

The devious bastards!

NecroSteve

This is the same paper that prints prayers that they seem to believe will prevent people getting abortions.