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Oldest prostitute

  • 17-03-2011 1:16am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭


    Picture

    This grandmother glory awaits Guinness Book of Records record-holder. Born in Britain, Millie Cooper, who started work as a prostitute at the end of World War II, still earns his living by this profession - although this year it has already turned 96 years old.

    At the age of 27 years fell in love with Milli American and moved from London to Las Vegas. However, during the war, he died and the woman was left alone with a baby in her arms. At first she worked as a dancer in a cabaret, and then took up the provision of escort services to VIP-class.

    Subsequently, she became "Madame" and started to contain the ten girls who worked for her. Even going out for a second time married in 1955, has not left his profession. Although over 25 years she did not offer sexual services to men, but later returned to it and deals with the oldest profession today.

    According to Millie, only she had a 3000 500 men. Now the age of her clients ranged from 29 to 92 years. And earns "retiree panel more than 80 thousand dollars a year.

    Now Millie meets two clients a week, and each of them pays her for $ 1200 at a time. At the same time she criticizes modern girls who are "walking half-naked, with a skinny body and big breasts."

    "At least I stick to standards. I am always elegantly dressed, and all my customers - gentlemen," - said Millie.

    Would you?


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    $1200 a go? :eek:

    I want to meet her pimp, if she's making that I could rake it in..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    squod wrote: »
    Would you?

    Would I??

    You mean did I.

    Answer is yes and she was amazing .. ping pong balls and everything she did.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,794 ✭✭✭chillywilly


    ewww shes got more folds than origami.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    GreatGreatGILF


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    It must be like the Bat Cave down there...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,565 ✭✭✭southsiderosie


    squod wrote: »
    Picture




    Would you?

    Wayne Rooney probably would.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 454 ✭✭gernon


    wooo Fusty Fanny


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    squod wrote: »
    Picture




    Would you?




    :eek: Jesus no :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    Ma?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    Oulwans n Oulfellas is that way.....->under the wrinkly fold....you Rooney!

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Could be worse, she could be dead.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭Ali Babba


    She'd need to be ironed first and a bit of starch wouldn't go astray either......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    .. ping pong balls and everything she did.


    Something to be said for the ould bats so......

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭Cosimo Salvatore


    Interesting picture. It's like, she's just a young woman inside, yet soon she will be dead. Interesting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,244 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Could be worse, she could be dead.

    Horrible thought, imagine if she kicked it while doing the business. That'd be some explaining to do.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    sdonn wrote: »
    Horrible thought, imagine if she kicked it while doing the business. That'd be some explaining to do.

    Giving a stiffy to stiff.

    Nice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    there are some randy young buggers out there with a penchant for old dames. is it a perversion? thats offensive to the old ladies, is it not


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    I think she looks quite elegant .Obviously to young men she will look disgusting but to those of her own age group she will be attractive.
    I mean there wont be many 70 yr olds on here so this is a stupid post imo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,429 ✭✭✭testicle


    You need a better translator OP!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,244 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Giving a stiffy to stiff.

    Nice.

    Whatever you're into. I'm not the judgemental type.










    Ya bleedin' necrophile! :eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Ewww she must have been filled up some load of times


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Not for me but different strokes for different folks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 200 ✭✭Xplor.er


    fcuk no! at that age her fanny has to be haunted!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    She has a story to tell .I dont think she should be illuminated here in sexual overtones regardless of her job.
    Nobody should speak ill of the old as they are the ones who shaped our society and gave us life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Smash it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 319 ✭✭Locust


    I'd say 'that' is like swingin a hurl in croke park...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭partyndbs


    no word of a lie i got sick now wtf am i doin up at this time, im becoming a boards loser :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 232 ✭✭Angeles


    squod wrote: »
    This grandmother glory awaits Guinness Book of Records record-holder. Born in Britain, Millie Cooper, who started work as a prostitute at the end of World War II, still earns his living by this profession - although this year it has already turned 96 years old.

    Would you?

    jasus, some preety fecked up writing errors there..
    He should defo be in the world records for it being a grandmother!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 711 ✭✭✭Dr_Phil


    squod wrote: »
    Picture
    Would you?
    This made my morning :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    hmmm, wonder if she has any teeth left

    *ponders*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Yeah the writing in the OP must be through Google Translate a few times.

    DM
    www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1359769/Milly-Cooper-96-makes-50k-year-escort.html


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    testicle wrote: »
    You need a better translator OP!

    Translated from Russian. Blame English speaking liberals google.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 57,356 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    Wayne Rooney probably would.

    Almost a perfect post; get rid of the word 'probably' and you nailed it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    The crack is 90+...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭dubtom


    Fair play to her,certainly couldn't call her a victim of her profession.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,277 ✭✭✭Chris Martin




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Shes too old for me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I've died and gone to heaven...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭baalthor


    XFactor contestant Katie Wassel's gran is a escort AND a porn star but she is only 82.
    Suppose it's better than line dancing in the nursing home ...


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Good slurpy gummy blowjob yeah?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 574 ✭✭✭ro_chez


    Well, look at it this way, when you're finished it will be slightly easier to beat her and take all her money!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    liah wrote: »
    $1200 a go? :eek:

    I want to meet her pimp, if she's making that I could rake it in..
    It's so high due to insurance costs. She has a much higher overhead now because of the hip.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,244 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    snyper wrote: »
    Shes too old for me

    Sure 19 is too old for you, let alone 90 :P


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