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The old flame

  • 12-03-2011 5:15pm
    #1
    Sunnyisland
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    Hey !










    I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.




    We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.



    I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".



    "Wow!" I was flabbergasted.



    "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."



    She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".



    "Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"




    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.



    She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.




    Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
















    So I told her to **** off ! :D


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