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What should I do with my last month in college?

  • 11-03-2011 03:59PM
    #1
    Gothamite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26 ✭


    (Why are there no fun threads anymore?)

    As it stands, I currently have three more weeks in Dublin City University, before I go off on placement. :(

    In that time, I have to write roughly 90% of a 12,000 word thesis. I've already gotten the "I'm worried that you won't be able to meet the deadline," e-mail from my advisor. :eek:

    I'm not getting paid until the 26th of March and I have no money because my idiot employers put me on Emergency Tax again for some reason, and I have to wait to get it back. :mad:

    SUGGESTION TIME. :confused:


Comments

  • #2
    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Crystal Meth


  • #3
    Nekro Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 390 ✭✭Nekro Man


    party hard.


    like a boss.


    problem solved.


  • #4
    adamski8
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,503 ✭✭✭adamski8


    probably your thesis


  • #5
    wonderfulname
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,943 ✭✭✭wonderfulname


    I'd second the thesis idea.


  • #6
    DuckSubmarine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10 ✭DuckSubmarine


    Party hard with the thesis in hand. Should make for some interesting reading...


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  • #7
    Nekro Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 390 ✭✭Nekro Man


    DuckSubmarine wrote: »
    Party hard with the thesis in hand. Should make for some interesting reading...

    I second that motion, all in favour?


  • #8
    Noodleworm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 717 ✭✭✭Noodleworm


    Write a thesis on parties? Then go research?


  • #9
    Jiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 63 ✭✭Jiggy


    Step 1: Take crystal meth
    Step 2: Go to a party
    Step 3: Like a boss :cool:
    Step 4: Bring thesis
    Step 5:

    Profit!

    Step 6    (optional): Email adviser, telling him where he can stick his worrying about the deadline.


  • #10
    Aswerty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 586 ✭✭✭Aswerty


    Write a thesis on people who write thesis whose content is determined by the looming of a deadline. Conclude it by discussing the circularity of the situation.

    Oh and profit???


  • #11
    Hauk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 588 ✭✭✭Hauk


    Do a speedball.


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  • #12
    SantryRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,224 ✭✭✭✭SantryRed


    Walk up and down the avenue.


  • #13
    Tommyadams
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭Tommyadams


    Eat a full tube of Pringles (wasabi flavour if possible) while simultaneously doing a stand-up poo. This will clear the way for the avenue walk previously mentioned.


  • #14
    DuckSubmarine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10 ✭DuckSubmarine


    Tommyadams wrote: »
    Eat a full tube of Pringles (wasabi flavour if possible) while simultaneously doing a stand-up poo. This will clear the way for the avenue walk previously mentioned.

    Well there we have it. Forget any metion of theses etc. This simply must be regarded and complied with.


  • #15
    discus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    Buy a hat.
    But a suit.
    Get a morphsuit.
    Attend the library everyday, wearing all the above.
    Work really hard and write your thesis.
    Never tell anyone that you are the morphsuit man.

    Then, in a few years, enquire about "that morphsuit chap", and as people start remembering, you will become the stuff of legend.


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