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Irishman and chainsaw

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  • 11-03-2011 11:11am
    #1
    chucknorris
    Registered Users Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭


    Paddy buys a chainsaw, two weeks later he takes it back to the shop and tells the shop assistant, "when I bought this, you said it would cut down 50 trees an hour!, I've only managed two trees an hour!" The assistant says "let me see" and starts it up.

    BRRRRRRRRRbbbbbbrrrrrrbbbbbbrrrrrr!!


    Paddy jumps back in surprise and says

    "what's that fooking noise?!"


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    #2
    trad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,696 ✭✭✭trad


    Irishman goes for an interview as a lumberjack in Canada.

    Q Where did you work before?

    A The sahara forrest

    Q The sahara forrest ? Surely you mean the sahara desert?

    A Is that what they call it now.


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    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    After getting the job as a lumberjack in Canada his boss asked him, Paddy, which side of the tree will you fell it from?
    I will fell it from the front here replied Paddy, His boss asked, Paddy the tree is round how can you tell the front from the back. Shur someones after taking a sh1t behind this one so, its obvious which is the front! :D


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