And... Go!

sNarah

sNarah

Fine.

I'll play on my goddamn own.

/rolls imaginary piggy shaped dice

ooooooh NUMBER 7

I pick a card from the community chest. It says

Congratulations. You just ousted Justin Bieber as mayor of Grafton Street. You get $1500.

Sarky

My imaginary dice rolled an imaginary number and the board caught fire

Squarewave

MY TURN!

*ROLLS DICE*

*Dice rolls away into distance*

<_<

We'll say it was a 6...

*picks card*

You have yellow fever! -62p

aaronjumper

I rolled a 5 and got longcat.

I wanna buy, whos the banker?

sNarah

Me. That's One thousand candy flosses please.

*Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrolls again*
8

I land on Longcat. How much do I owe you Aaron?

aaronjumper

Lets call it 200 M&M's sNarah.

Thank you for staying at longcat hotel,
we hope you enjoyed your stay.

sNarah

I did Aaron, t was nice and cuddly. /hands over 200 green M&M's.


Thrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowsss

11
I land on hypnotoad

I shall by him.



NOW HES MINE.

Matt Holck

11
moves teapot to rainbow dog
that's mine now

Jesus Wept

you sunk my battleship

James T Kirk

Prefer Buckaroo, myself.



Sure ya can't go wrong with...

BUCKAROO.

lil'bug

ROLOLSSSS 2

Have to pay tax oooookay

Matt Holck

2

cyberwolf excellent

*rolls again*

7
Boy on the roof


sNarah would you like to fiddle with the boy on the roof

sNarah

Yes


Now I roll 14 but I forgot what I do next

did i win

Matt Holck

not yet

7

The Man in the washtub

sNarah
I will trade the washtub and the roof for your hypnotoad

sNarah

deal

now I need 350 M&M's

Matt Holck

do you level up at 1000 M&M's ?

charmer

I rolled a 31

Dramatic Chipmunk - I shall purchase him!

How much?

Sarky

/rolls dice

/dice keep on rollin' out the door and down the street

/dice come back after 20 minutes with Pringles and lemonade and a pack of 20 Benson

They forgot to get me anything

sNarah

You'll get 20 silk cuts and that's that Sarky.

Matt, 950 is fine.

Charmer - that'll be 150 mickey mouses.

WHo'e next!?

Matt Holck

11

winds up in jail

charmer

I only have Donald Ducks i'll give you 15 (he's worth more because he doesn't wear pants)

/Rolls

2

Community Chest - whutiwin?

Matt Holck

7

still in jail

sNarah

Charmer
(hi!!!!)

Your community chest card says:

Flat Eric gets burned into ashed during a housefire. Insureance pays you out 3000 rolo's.

I get longcat AGAIN and give a get-out-of-jail card to Matt.

Sarky

<rolls>

5.2?

A hobo steals my wallet. I lose €20, my Subway loyalty card and a condom.

uch

I rolled a 1, but I really need a number 2 but I did'nt roll a jax

Sarky

<rolls>

Community chest?

I win €50 in a beauty contest! ^_^

KnifeWRENCH

I rolled a -27.

......that's Numberwang?

sNarah

Um. Small problem. I rolled a 7 and the card said that I'm getting Amp.

Uh-OH.

Sarky

Prepare your ankles for the romancin' of a lifetime.