The best horse name ever

Voodoomelon

http://www.wimp.com/horsename/

I just wet myself, this is brilliant.

KeithM89_old

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhh........:D

BigDuffman

Considering how at the horsies everyone is always shouting "Come on *insert horsename here*.

I'd call the horse, My Face. Sit back and listen to the wimminz screaming :P

Captain_Generic

Not bad for a peg leg

IvySlayer

Followed by argh!!

karlog

Hehe Hepcat:D

Ev84

Bridle of chucky

evillive

unfortunately the turf club or something like that control the registration of horses names here so nothing ridiculous gets through

although the french racing authorities decided to let one in a few years ago called Big Tits, and Mary Hinge ran in England about ten years back, one that made me laugh last week was Havinascoobydo and it won

IvySlayer

I can't stop watching it. It's so stupid but funny.

gloobag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqj2hkbDnyM

Captain Havoc

While trying to youtube that to share, I came across this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETFwAjNsyiU

old_aussie

Nads

Go Nads

starviewadams

C'mon Divorce Referendum!!

darragh16

Wasn't there a horse called betty swallocks?

Badgermonkey

Racing Day Today

http://snipsnip.it/avzli0vz4f4

Xplor.er

knob Jockey

Metallitroll

impending win

FISMA

Just in case you missed this one.

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Pj!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEnGMjbYcP8

StupidLikeAFox

gloobag wrote: »

hoofhearted

Followed by ''Ice Melted''

Run_to_da_hills

11 was a race horse (11 as in one one)
22 was 12.
1111race
22112

Joe10000

Sounds fake to be honest.

AskMyChocolate

I'd love to hear one of the RTE commentators have to comment on a horse race where the horses' names were AHers usernames. Especially if there were a few inoffensive ones in the mix.

In the dream scenario "GizagoOfyourGee" would wend his way from last to first, passing out We'llAllHaveTea, GummyPanda, Overheal, JonjoThe Miser, and TequilaMockingBird, only to end up in a head-to-head with Dr.Bollocko over the last two furlongs.

"It's GiveUs a Go Of YourGee and Dr.Bollocko, neither horse giving an inch, and it might just be GiveUsaGoOfyourGee on the nod."

Robert Hall: "What do you think Ted?"

Ted Walshe: "I'm not sure, the line here is deceptive, but I think GiveUsAgOofYourGee may just have got it Robert....By a gee-hair"

jonnygiles

Voodoomelon wrote: »

http://www.wimp.com/horsename/

I just wet myself, this is brilliant.

Yeah, clip was already in after hours-cool vids and clips, I also put this one up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NPKuyDWt4k

kincsem

Mary Hinge (1991)

George Baker (2007), ridden by jockey George Baker, and trained by George Baker (three different people, ok one horse and two people).
http://www.racingpost.com/horses/result_home.sd?race_id=510424&r_date=2010-07-21&popup=yes

kincsem

NAMES WHICH WERE BANNED

Chit Hot
Chocolate Starfish
Choke the Chicken
Curl One Off
Dick Face
Harry Azzol
Harry Balls
Harry Monk
Hugh G Dildeaux
Hugh G Rection
Hugh Gass Kisser
Hugh Gorgy
Hugh Janus
Ima Hoare
Ima Goodlay
Ima P Ness
Ima Rapist
Ivanna Humpalot
Ivanna Threesome
Ivanna Tinkle
Major B Oner
Norfolk Enchants
OilBeefHooked
Pee Nesenvy
Spank The Monkey
The Fokker
The Gobbler
Jack Schitt
Amanda Mount
Anita B Jaynow
Anita Bath
Anita Longerman
Anita Mandelay
Anna Reksik
Annie Position
Annie Rection
Are Soles to You
Arfur Foulkesaycke
Ben Derhover
Ben Timover
Betty Swallocks

HERE’S A LIST OF SOME THAT DID:

Slippery Dick
Fuchu
Little Knickers
Noble Locks
Big Tits
Finmental
Who Gives A Donald
Passing Wind
Hoof Hearted
Geespot
Dirty Sanchez
Foxy Fanny
Muff Diver
Peony’s Envy
Wear The Fox Hat
Sofa Can Fast

Metallitroll

Joe10000 wrote: »

Sounds fake to be honest.

i know what you mean it seems rigged for comedic effect. probably the bottom wrung of the horseracing world; theyre shít with it so they ridicule it, like soccer