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What the hell is wrong with my flatmate?

  • 06-03-2011 11:18pm
    #1
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,591 ✭✭✭✭


    So my flatmate is a bit on the strange side. And by this I mean the following:

    - he is obsessed by eggs. Each morning he opens the fridge and studies my eggs. To empahsis the strangeness I have even left old eggs in the fridge and he still studies them.

    - each morning he spies through my window and looks at me sperm filled bottle.

    - he wears my underwear.


Comments

  • #2
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Can you cook a trio?


  • #3
    callaway92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,005 ✭✭✭✭callaway92


    kick him in the face...that'll show him!


  • #4
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    - he wears my underwear.

    on his head?


  • #5
    lauren12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭lauren12


    Did you ask him what the fasination with eggs was? He could be one of those people that stares at things for a long time but kinda doesn't realise they are doing it, I used to do that from time to time, stare into thin air, but it's actually cos I am epilptec and it was a mild seizure...so maybe...it's a possibility.
    Have you ever asked him why he moved from the last place and did he get on with his previous flat mates?

    And if he's wearing your underwear, that's not cool...in fact that's pretty gross, although I hate judging people, so maybe he just happens to have the same pair?


  • #6
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    The Irish, great bunch of lads.


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  • #7
    questionmark?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,077 ✭✭✭questionmark?


    :rolleyes: Things have slowed down since the election is over.


  • #8
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,591 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    lauren12 wrote: »
    Did you ask him what the fasination with eggs was? He could be one of those people that stares at things for a long time but kinda doesn't realise they are doing it, I used to do that from time to time, stare into thin air, but it's actually cos I am epilptec and it was a mild seizure...so maybe...it's a possibility.
    Have you ever asked him why he moved from the last place and did he get on with his previous flat mates?

    And if he's wearing your underwear, that's not cool...in fact that's pretty gross, although I hate judging people, so maybe he just happens to have the same pair?

    He is from Trim so I refuse to talk to him.


  • #9
    clouds
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 206 ✭✭clouds


    Does he weigh the eggs?
    Check his computer history. Is he always searching for recipes involving rotten eggs and sour milk? I know it seems odd but it's just his way and who are we to judge?

    He probably doesn't speak English very well, does he? Or any language, come to that.

    Or move out.


  • #10
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    "you irish very good at software"


  • #11
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    TheZohan wrote: »
    The Irish, great bunch of lads.

    You Irish, very good at software

    EDIT: damn you Oranage2!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!


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  • #12
    Rumple Fugly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 180 ✭✭Rumple Fugly


    S**t on his chest while he sleeps before he does it to you :D


  • #13
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,591 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Can you cook a trio?

    Not too sure. Will ask him when he gets back from buying that horse in Smithfield, speaking of which he has been gone a long time.


  • #14
    UglyBolloxFace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    Stop eating raw, half-formed eggs ya weirdo!!:mad:

    And underwear?...I thought they were G-strings.


  • #15
    TanG411
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    Each morning he spies through my window and looks at me sperm filled bottle.

    :confused:

    I don't get it.


  • #16
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,591 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    UglyBolloxFace wrote: »
    Stop eating raw, half-formed eggs ya weirdo!!:mad:

    And underwear?...I thought they were G-strings.
    UglyBolloxFace wrote: »
    Stop eating raw, half-formed eggs ya weirdo!!:mad:

    And underwear?...I thought they were G-strings.

    Oh, this is embarrassing, oh so you said "G Strings"! I thought you asked to borrow my cheesestrings. Explains a thing or 56.


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