Farting in the bath

BengaLover

Ok, it doesnt beat peeing in the sink, but how comes when you fart in the bath it still stinks...

seanybiker

Bath farts are the stinkiest ever. The bubbles make it worth it though. Fooking hilariouarse

Wolfe Tone

Just dont follow through

FearDark

I did this once with my OH in the bath with me...

She isnt my OH anymore :mad:

Still gas though.

BengaLover

My MIL sharted once..farted and followed through..unfortunately we were in a garden centre..

alandublin15

kaptin zey are using depth charges

admiralofthefleet

not as bad as stepping on a frog in the shower

tan11ie

I prefer the shower :rolleyes:

Alter-Ego

Farting in the bath and pissing in the sink. Where did AH go wrong?

michael999999

For an answer to your question you need to read the book"Bubbles in the bath",its written by Wendy Bottom,Easons should be able to order it for you!

FearDark

Wendy Bottom haha

Oh thats the joke

Farting in the bath = a prole's jacuzzi!

Sitec

Haven't had a bath in years.






No wonder i'm stink.

scoobymunster

Not true Sitec, if you bath your effectively batheing in your own filth water. Fancy showers keep ya clean and are the bees knees!;)

Xivilai

And more efficient!

orourkeda

BengaLover wrote: »

My MIL sharted once..farted and followed through..unfortunately we were in a garden centre..

dirty bitch

Up-n-atom!

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

not as bad as stepping on a frog in the shower

I had the pleasure of sharing a shower with a frog before but thankfully I didn't step on it! They also have a habit of slinking into the plumbing since the house is in the bog, not nice finding one staring out of the loo when u want to go.

inabina

if you fart in the bath and eat the bubbles, apparantly you are known as a "dork"

mikom

Quick query for the ladies........... Is it possible to fanny fart in the bath?

Blobby George

Imperial Leather is great for bowel movements.

omen80

BengaLover wrote: »

Ok, it doesnt beat peeing in the sink, but how comes when you fart in the bath it still stinks...

Eh, who pees in the sink?? I've peed in the shower but the sink??

Sitec

mikom wrote: »

Quick query for the ladies........... Is it possible to fanny fart in the bath?

AFAIK it creates a back pressure and can turn women inside out.

inabina

mikom wrote: »

Quick query for the ladies........... Is it possible to fanny fart in the bath?

Only if you get into the bath with air already in your fanny

cassid

my 2 yr old farts/ pees in the bath and then tries to drink the water- ah bless:rolleyes:

TouchingVirus

This thread is nothing without FlutteringBantam

sh1tstirrer

BengaLover wrote: »

but how comes when you fart in the bath it still stinks...

The bubbles contain fart gas when they reach water level the fart gas disperses in the air. Can't believe that you hadn't that already figured out

arybvtcw0eolkf

I can't fit in the bath

Andre80Johnson

It's great fun really. I call it the Posh jacuzzi. Life can't get any better than that.

Humans eh!

Its like a reverse bong.

Also the bubbles can be captured in an inverted container sealed underwater upside down and released later.
In lifts or under duvets or on the bus.


> gets coat.......<

MonkeyGuy

Looking at it from a scientific point of view I can see two reasons why they would smell worse...

1) You're not wearing clothes so there's nothing to filter the **** particles out of the air

2) Because it's in a bubble it stays concentrated for longer and hits your nose quicker, rather than dispersing the second it leaves your ass.

From a dirty teenager point of view, I don't bathe.

-Corkie-

Its fun counting the bubbles OP.