Staring at Breasts is good for your Health.

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Study: Staring at Breasts Increases Heart Health - Heart Health - Fox Nation

Guys, listen up. A new study says it is actually healthy to stare at a woman's breasts. Five-hundred men participated in the German study. Half were told to refrain from looking at breasts for five years, the other half were told to ogle them daily.
The study found the men who stared at breasts more often showed lower rates of heart problems, a lower resting heart rate and lower blood pressure.

I always thought it was best keeping abreast of a situation, but sneaking a peak is now good for your health!


Oh the Mammaries!

seanybiker

Not looking at breasticles for 5 years. Jaysus sure that's mad.

Laziest exercise ever.

Metallitroll

sucking at them is more of a workout

Sisko

Feck sake science... get back to curing cancer ffs

seanybiker

Metallitroll wrote: »

sucking at them is more of a workout

Op should go back and ninja edit the thread to suit your answer

Metallitroll

seanybiker wrote: »

Op should go back and ninja edit the thread to suit your answer

science should go back and ninja edit their studies to suit my answer, tbh. besides eva longorias breasts only raised the mortality rate

bronte

It's hardly good for your health if you get a smack upside the jaw for it, now is it?

karlog

So 250 men refrained from looking at breasts for 5 years, all for the sake of science.


Bullsh*t.

PomBear

I've been saying this for years.....

smellslikeshoes

This study gets cited by different news media once every few months.(presumably on a slow news day)
I've seen what is essentially the same article on at least half a dozen occasions in the last few years.

A quick google brings up articles citing this study with dates from the year 2000 to present with every year in between.

Alan70

I've been looking at these particular issues for the past forty years.

pragmatic1

I remember reading a similar study in loaded years ago.

parker kent

Since milk is so good for us, is it any wonder the source is just as good?

Although since women have longer lifespans, is that because they sneakily stare at their boobs all day? Women...always up to something :pac:

Lyra Fangs

Why is so much time and effort wasted on pointless studies like this!!??

I mean even if the results were anyway valid men stare at boobs already it's not like they've been avoiding them for years.

Why can't they research things that will actually help the world FFS :mad:.

BBDBB

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm:o

sorry did you say something?:)

EverEvolving

So the next time I catch someone taking a sneaky glance at my assets, instead of giving them filthies I can be safe in the knowledge I may have contributed to their well being!

Some study also proved that those who look younger than they are live longer, so at this rate I'm going to live forever.

Capt'n Midnight

Germany ?

Do they still have that law in Bavaria where it's ok to touch a womans breasts as long as you don't say anything ?

Capt'n Midnight

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Germany ?

Do they still have that law in Bavaria where it's ok to touch a womans breasts as long as you don't say anything ?

I plan on finding out.