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Classy things to say when stressed ...

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  • 05-03-2011 12:56am
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    Registered Users Posts: 8,295 ✭✭✭


    "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfook you!"

    - "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"

    - "This day sure was a total waste of make-up"

    - "This isn’t an office. It’s HELL with fluorescent lighting"

    - "I started out with nothing still have most of it left"

    - "I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me"

    - "Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed"

    - "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"

    - "I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable"

    - "Don’t worry. I forgot your name too."

    - "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."

    - "Wait...I’m trying to imagine you with a personality"

    - "Ambivalent? Well yes and no."

    - "A hard-on doesn’t count as personal growth."

    - "If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,830 ✭✭✭shawnee


    Excellent, feel de stressed already !:p


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