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Woman in a jewellers farts while bending over to look at a diamond rin

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04-03-2011 12:49am

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Woman in a jewellers farts while bending over to look at a diamond ring.

She looks round, and sees the salesman behind her.

He says "can i help you?" hoping he hadn't heard her fart, she asks "how much is this ring?" He says "madam, if u farted looking at it, u'll sh*t urself when i tell u the price!" Lol

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