Monkeys in Arnotts Mens

Jim Stark

I had some free time to kill today, so I decided to go into Arnotts to have a bit of a browse.
Is it just me or are the monkeys security guards in there, the biggest arseholes ever. I was followed around the mens section, from one section to the next, with no discretion, and some times had two of them hovering around me, made me feel uncomfortable being in the store like I'm a criminal or something, and just made me want to leave. I don't look dodgy or anything. I used to work in retail so I know what it's like for theft. But I never have any issue with security in any other store. And it's like that every time I go there. About two weeks ago, I was trying a couple of shirts in the fitting room there beside the timberland section, and one of them just came in, jerked open the door and looked in, and then just closed it again. WONT be shopping there again. I think I realise now why there's hardly any customers at all around when I'm in there, and why there business is so crap. Anyway sorry for the rant!

Aoifey!

You had me excited about monkeys for a second

jimthemental

Jim Stark wrote: »

About two weeks ago, I was trying a couple of shirts skirts in the fitting room there beside the timberland section, and one of them just came in, jerked open the door and looked in, and then just closed it again.

Explains it all:)

Khyra24

Monkey security guards? Awesome! How'd they train them to do that? You must've had a pretty big banana in your pants.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Jim Stark wrote: »

and one of them just came in, jerked open the door and looked in, and then just closed it again.

Maybe he thought you were installing a new glory hole and was going to try it out.

stovelid

You need to stop looking like a shoplifter or a terrorist.

Absurdum

*insert masturbation joke here, lap up the thanks*

kingtut

Absurdum wrote: »

*insert masturbation joke here, lap up the thanks man juice*

Sicko! :eek:

I thought you were going to talk about some kind of promotion in the shop involving monkeys

Jim Stark

Aoifey! wrote: »

You had me excited about monkeys for a second

Haha, I think I disappointed a lot of people!

I don't look like a terrorist or a shoplifter though, I just look normal!

Jim Stark

bluewolf wrote: »

I thought you were going to talk about some kind of promotion in the shop involving monkeys

That would be a good idea though, really you could promote anything by gettiing some monkeys in, to just act crazy, throwing their poo around.

Micky Dolenz

Misleading title

Closed.