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  • 03-03-2011 10:42am
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,295 ✭✭✭


    A policeman in Bangalore pulled over a driver who had been weaving in and out of the traffic.

    He approached the car window and said "Sir I need you to blow into this breathalyzer".

    The man reaches into his pocket and produces a doctor's note.

    On it was written:

    "This man suffers from chronic asthma.

    Do not make him perform any action that may leave him short of breath".

    The policeman said "Okay then I need you to come and give a blood sample"

    The man produced another letter.

    This one said:

    ”This man is a haemophiliac.

    Please do not cause him to bleed in any way".

    So the officer said: "Right, I need a urine sample then".

    The man produces a third letter from his pocket.

    It read:










    "This man plays cricket for England; please don't take the piss out of him"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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