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Fúcking LOTTO

  • 02-03-2011 8:43pm
    #1
    rossa morbeg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭


    None of the fùcking numbers i made in the lotto tonight come out. How the **** could none of them have come out? 2. 11.18.22.32 33


Comments

  • #2
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Because there are many other numbers


  • #3
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Posting the numbers you chose won't go towards explaining why they didn't come up


  • #4
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    rossa morbeg wrote: »
    None of the fùcking numbers i made in the lotto tonight come out. How the **** could none of them have come out? 2. 11.18.22.32 33

    Somebody stop me...


  • #5
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    rossa morbeg wrote: »
    None of the fùcking numbers i made in the lotto tonight come out. How the **** could none of them have come out? 2. 11.18.22.32 33


    If you had played "all or nothing" you'd be laughing...


  • #6
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    rossa morbeg wrote: »
    None of the fùcking numbers i made in the lotto tonight come out. How the **** could none of them have come out? 2. 11.18.22.32 33

    Code received and understood. Excecuting Operation Directive Delta.


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  • #7
    crosstownk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    It's a fix. Blame Enda Kenny.
    Untitled Image




  • #8
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    You should have done all or nothing.... oh wait.... Too late


  • #9
    iarann
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 106 ✭✭iarann


    Hmmmm,

    Pal of mine got the lotto draw and then bought a ticket with the same numbers. Put ticket in drawer & later asked girlfriend to check numbers for him.

    She checked the numbers but was only convienced for about 1/2 a second as he was always pulling stunts.


  • #10
    the_pits
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 968 ✭✭✭the_pits


    rossa morbeg wrote: »
    None of the fùcking numbers i made in the lotto tonight come out. How the **** could none of them have come out? 2. 11.18.22.32 33

    Think all Boards members should play these numbers next time, so if you do win you'll have share it with us ......:D:D:D:D:D


  • #11
    billymitchell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,996 ✭✭✭✭billymitchell


    Why did you pick those numbers, they we never going to come up.


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  • #12
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    The lottery is an indirect tax on idiots.


  • #13
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    I was going to post six random numbers and tell you that they'll come up next week but then I realised if they do come up I'll be pissed off that I didn't play the Lotto.


  • #14
    Daegerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    rossa morbeg wrote: »
    2. 11.18.22.32 33

    I'll play those on saturday so. You seem fairly confident that they should come up so thx for the tip


  • #15
    kelle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    None of my numbers came up. I was pleased as I had forgotten to do it!


  • #16
    toxicity234
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭toxicity234


    Its all FF to blame.
    sometime i get 2 number on the SAME LINE. those FF feckers. are just pull the piss.


  • #17
    Daegerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    toxicity234 wrote: »
    Its all FF to blame.
    sometime i get 2 number on the SAME LINE. those FF feckers. are just pull the piss.

    They rig the lotto to have the right numbers come up for their cronies. I have proof! (link to ct forum thread here)


  • #18
    fabbydabby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭fabbydabby


    Wtf is with the 'potential previous wins' bit on the website?

    "Your quickpick could have won you a fiver two weeks ago".


    Well fck me in the ear! That's really fcking helpful! I guess I'll just TRAVEL BACK IN TIME to two weeks ago and pick up my fcking fiver then won't I.

    A-holes.


  • #19
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Do them again next week as you've better odds of winning.


  • #20
    nibtrix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭nibtrix


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Do them again next week as you've better odds of winning.

    You have the same chance of winning....


  • #21
    keane2097
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,789 ✭✭✭✭keane2097


    CreepingDeath wrote: »
    The lottery is an indirect tax on idiots.

    There's always one drooler who comes out with this.


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  • #22
    keane2097
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,789 ✭✭✭✭keane2097


    rossa morbeg wrote: »
    None of the fùcking numbers i made in the lotto tonight come out. How the **** could none of them have come out? 2. 11.18.22.32 33

    I haven't looked into it in the last while, but if some of those numbers haven't come up in a while you should consider betting on them individually for the next draw, they're increasingly likely to come out the more draws that go by where they miss.


  • #23
    Bloxham Kills
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3 ✭Bloxham Kills


    Better off buying a pair of socks with the money...then w*nk into them...


  • #24
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    nibtrix wrote: »
    You have the same chance of winning....

    It can't stay in there forever.


  • #25
    alphabeat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 514 ✭✭✭alphabeat


    i won 27 euro on a 4 euro ticket , along with 2850 others
    thanks lotto fixer man ,


  • #26
    Chris P. Bacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    I got 3 numbers and the bonus in lotto +1 ,dont know how much i won but happy days :)


  • #27
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    4 8 15 16 23 42


  • #28
    Chris P. Bacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    4 8 15 16 23 42

    Desmond is that you?


  • #29
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Richie Cranium wrote: »
    Desmond is that you?

    no its the man in black


  • #30
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Also, here is a tip I should probably keep to myself but here goes...

    The lotto started a promotion from last week whereby they double all prices if the number 7 is drawn.

    So make sure to choose 7 each week.


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  • #31
    Kidchameleon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,482 ✭✭✭Kidchameleon


    CreepingDeath wrote: »
    The lottery is an indirect tax on idiots.

    Delores McNamara would disagree with you...


  • #32
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Kidchameleon wrote: »
    Delores McNamara would disagree with you...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Kspj3OO0s


  • #33
    Kidchameleon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,482 ✭✭✭Kidchameleon


    ^^ Epic Face palm for you The Rigger,

    Thats Dolores O Reardon.


  • #34
    keane2097
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,789 ✭✭✭✭keane2097


    Kidchameleon wrote: »
    ^^ Epic Face palm for you The Rigger,

    Thats Dolores O Reardon.

    No it's not.


  • #35
    Fart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    keane2097 wrote: »
    No it's not.

    Hmmmm roysh.

    Anyways I'm still keeping my promise to win the Euromillions tomorrow night. Plus I'm in with a chance of winning the millionaire lotto (UK).

    I've bought one ticket a day for a week, so far, I'm on 6 now. It will be 3 and a half times more tickets that I usually buy :O.

    I'm going to be rich I tells you, dirt rich!!!

    Up yours!!!


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