Manliness and awesomeness, graphed

rivalius13

Still needs work (Ugly lesbians (Drunk) could probably do with being moved up...)

I really need to get a job...

orourkeda

Whiskey is more awesome and manly than American football.

pragmatic1

Charlie Sheen is a douchebag.

rivalius13

It's more manly, but I'll be damned if it doesn't hate me and want to kill me. And I forgot to put Rugby up in the top right...

orourkeda

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Charlie Sheen is a douchebag.

Which by its very nature renders it unmanly and unawesome

orourkeda

rivalius13 wrote: »

It's more manly, but I'll be damned if it doesn't hate me and want to kill me. And I forgot to put Rugby up in the top right...

Leave Rugby out.

Unless of course you are going to add a retarded section.

DrumSteve

What's the Situation?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Soccer is more manly than ice hocket nad basketball!

Delirium

rivalius13 wrote: »

Still needs work (Ugly lesbians (Drunk) could probably do with being moved up...)

I really need to get a job...

was very good of you to include yourself in the bottom left corner :pac:

ScumLord

Only MMA is manly now, everything else is for girls.

Hank_Jones

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Charlie Sheen is a douchebag.

A douchebag that lives in a house with three hot women and gets paid $2,000,000 for each 25 minute show of Two and a Half Men that he does.

If he wasn't off his head on drugs he would be somewhat of a hero.

Pauleta

Bear Grylls would have to be included in a graph as such. He is very manly and very awesome.

Turtyturd

ScumLord wrote: »

Only MMA is manly now, everything else is for girls.

Especially Women's MMA...shouldn't Die Hard be on there somewhere?...or at least Batman?

strobe

Isn't WWF the thing where muscley men in g-strings oil up and roll around a boxing ring goosing each other?

Does manly = gay in this graph by any chance OP?

HooterSnout

Since when did it become boards.com? All things American can go in the unmanly unawesome quarter.

o1s1n

Real men eat their steak rare, not namby pamby medium rare.

Nodin

Pauleta wrote: »

Bear Grylls would have to be included in a graph as such. He is very manly and very awesome.

He's the best Hotel Reviewer on Tripadvisor dot com too.....

Nodin

rivalius13 wrote: »

Still needs work (Ugly lesbians (Drunk) could probably do with being moved up...)

I really need to get a job...

"the situation" is covered in a vile tan and spends too much time in front of a mirror to qualify as either awesome, or manly.

squod

DrumSteve wrote: »

What's the Situation?

Muscular & handsome model.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y18S2looH-M

Drives the burds wild AFAIK.

Nodin wrote: »

"the situation" is covered in a vile tan and spends too much time in front of a mirror to qualify as either awesome, or manly.

You sound as fat resentful as I do.

sbsquarepants

Way too americanised for my taste.
American football is nothing more than gay rugby. It is neither manly, nor awesome and certainly not both.
This chart offends me. You sir are a buffoon!

ScumLord

Turtyturd wrote: »

Especially Women's MMA...

Chris Cyborg is a perfect example of what MMA does to women, it turns them into men.

orourkeda

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Way too americanised for my taste.
American football is nothing more than gay rugby. It is neither manly, nor awesome and certainly not both.
This chart offends me. You sir are a buffoon!

Not manly enough.

We needed c*nt, b****x or wanker or some such expletive to increase the machismo of that insult.

Jim

Ice Hockey is unmanly and unawesome? It's 90% beating the **** out of each other. With sticks.

orourkeda

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Way too americanised for my taste.
American football is nothing more than gay rugby. It is neither manly, nor awesome and certainly not both.
This chart offends me. You sir are a buffoon!

Rugby is gay rugby too.

Nodin

Jim wrote: »

Ice Hockey is unmanly and unawesome? It's 90% beating the **** out of each other. With sticks.

...that's probably because, like me and the audience, they can't make out the fucking puck they're supposed to be hitting.

Turtyturd

Jim wrote: »

Ice Hockey is unmanly and unawesome? It's 90% beating the **** out of each other. With sticks.

So is Hurling.

Dravokivich

HooterSnout wrote: »

Since when did it become boards.com? All things American can go in the unmanly unawesome quarter.

actually... you might find something very manly there indeed...

..if it's yer kinda thing

pickarooney

It's a good start. There needs to much fewer references to gay fighting and crap like Canadian football and ugly lesbians should all be much higher on the manly axis. Hurling should be there somewhere all right.

smegmar

Additions to manly and awesome: Barbeque, Airsoft, DIY, Science, beards, GUNS.

Additions to manly and unawesome: Prostate cancer, Obesity, athletes foot.

Additions to not manly and awesome: minecraft, naustalgia, spooning.

Additions to not manly and unawesome: male waxing, feminism, political correctness, twitter, all things French.

Nodin

smegmar wrote: »

Additions to manly and awesome: Barbeque, Airsoft, DIY, Science, beards, GUNS.

Additions to manly and unawesome: Prostate cancer, Obesity, athletes foot.

Additions to not manly and awesome: minecraft, naustalgia, spooning.

Additions to not manly and unawesome: male waxing, feminism, political correctness, twitter, all things French.

French Foriegn legion unmanly?

sbsquarepants

smegmar wrote: »

Additions to not manly and unawesome: male waxing, feminism, political correctness, twitter, all things French.

Except Katy, who was well awesome!
Also i notice that eating sandwiches is somehow equally awesome to boobs and hot lesbians????
What are you, 11?
And what's with all the wrestling shít? Drop it all!!
Get your shít together for god sake and stop making a fool of yourself!

xsiborg

"the situations abs"?? im obviously not the only one who had to leave this thread to google, im sorry i did now, that "graph", has nothing "manly" or "awesome" about it. referencing a character from an awful american crap tv "reality" program, seriously? i'd heard of jersey shore before but this just makes for new levels of stupidity! why not throw in "crying when sex and the city was axed" while you're at it? :rolleyes:

this reminds me of that jacamo advert featuring johnny "XXXL" vegas advertising clothes for "real men", emmm, yeah. im not going to bother linking the advert, im sure there's a youtube clip, i'd just prefer not to propagate this buffoonery any further.

/unsubscribes from replies notification

sooner this thread dies on its arse the better, no offence OP, but "could try harder" springs to mind...

Wompa1

HooterSnout wrote: »

Since when did it become boards.com? All things American can go in the unmanly unawesome quarter.

:rolleyes: tit

rivalius13

pickarooney wrote: »

It's a good start. There needs to much fewer references to gay fighting and crap like Canadian football and ugly lesbians should all be much higher on the manly axis. Hurling should be there somewhere all right.

I did kinda get a little too American on it, I blame that on reddit. And it still needs work

Jim wrote: »

Ice Hockey is unmanly and unawesome? It's 90% beating the **** out of each other. With sticks.

I meant to take out the fighting in Ice Hockey and make that separate. Take that out and it's figure skating crossed with Hocket, which we can all agree is pretty unmanly.

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Way too americanised for my taste.
American football is nothing more than gay rugby. It is neither manly, nor awesome and certainly not both.
This chart offends me. You sir are a buffoon!

Awww

o1s1n wrote: »

Real men eat their steak rare, not namby pamby medium rare.

Wrong, steak is best cooked medium rare, just cooked enough for the maillard reaction and not overcooked.

rivalius13

xsiborg wrote: »

"the situations abs"?? im obviously not the only one who had to leave this thread to google, im sorry i did now, that "graph", has nothing "manly" or "awesome" about it. referencing a character from an awful american crap tv "reality" program, seriously? i'd heard of jersey shore before but this just makes for new levels of stupidity! why not throw in "crying when sex and the city was axed" while you're at it? :rolleyes:

this reminds me of that jacamo advert featuring johnny "XXXL" vegas advertising clothes for "real men", emmm, yeah. im not going to bother linking the advert, im sure there's a youtube clip, i'd just prefer not to propagate this buffoonery any further.

/unsubscribes from replies notification

sooner this thread dies on its arse the better, no offence OP, but "could try harder" springs to mind...

For someone who claims to not know what Jersey Shore is you certainly have a lot of opinions on it.

El Weirdo

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Soccer is more manly than ice hocket nad basketball!

Nad basketball is obviously manly but not in the good way. Unless you are gay, in which case it is the good way.

chicken fingers

yank image tbh.

biko

From After Hours

Hazys

orourkeda wrote: »

Whiskey is more awesome and manly than American football.

There is not much more manly and awesome than Football

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5xYeqH200Q

tbh

rivalius13 wrote: »

It's more manly, but I'll be damned if it doesn't hate me and want to kill me. And I forgot to put Rugby up in the top right...

you forgot rugby, but you remembered "the situations abs"?

hmmmmmmmm.....
:pac:

xsiborg

rivalius13 wrote: »

For someone who claims to not know what Jersey Shore is you certainly have a lot of opinions on it.

i never said i didnt know what jersey shore was?

xsiborg wrote: »

"the situations abs"?? im obviously not the only one who had to leave this thread to google, im sorry i did now, that "graph", has nothing "manly" or "awesome" about it. referencing a character from an awful american crap tv "reality" program, seriously? i'd heard of jersey shore before but this just makes for new levels of stupidity!

i just choose not to watch "reality" crap on mtv, the only reason i'd heard of jersey shore itself even is when i googled that "snoopi" one. i was told she was good looking; she wasnt!

in truth what i thought you were referring to was A.B.S. (Anti-lock Braking System), and that "situations abs" was some new sort of braking technology based on this system, in a "top-gear manly" sort of way, which led me to google it. totally not what i expected. what was even worse was when i came back to the thread and someone had posted his rap song. christ give me strength.

not wishing to drag the thread too off topic but i would love to see the PG Tips monkey tea-bag this "situations" character!

hope you're satisfied now. and before you point it out-

yes, i forgot to disable notifications because i didnt bother to scroll that far down the screen on my netbook.

Pherekydes

biko wrote: »

From After Hours

Why not Beer guts and receding hairlines?

Pherekydes

orourkeda wrote: »

Rugby is gay rugby too.

Rugby is unevolved American Football.

tony 2 tone

Jim wrote: »

Ice Hockey is unmanly and unawesome? It's 90% beating the **** out of each other. With sticks.

It's the 10% ice skating that tips it in to gheyness unmanly and unawesome.

minidazzler

smegmar wrote: »

Additions to manly and awesome: Barbeque, Airsoft, DIY, Science, beards, GUNS.

Additions to manly and unawesome: Prostate cancer, Obesity, athletes foot.

Additions to not manly and awesome: minecraft, naustalgia, spooning.

Additions to not manly and unawesome: male waxing, feminism, political correctness, twitter, all things French.

Really, Airsoft? Evolved stick guns. As a kid I build my own peg guns, that's more manly than airsoft, and I was 12!!!

Feminism is awesome, it was a lot harder back in the day to get a tumble in the hay stack than it is now because women feel liberated! So Equal rights is my favourite thing in the world!

Manly, DIY that does NOT involve Ikea flat packs.

Kevin Duffy

Nodin wrote: »

French Foriegn legion unmanly?

French Foreign Legion, not, in fact, French. The clue is in "Foreign".

rivalius13

I think I can justify most of the list....the situation came up because he tweeted and his twitter feed is full of unintentional humour.

I wanted to stick the American sports on there, so they went in and Canadian Football with them because it's a hilarious knock off.

Like I said (Maybe not here, but definitely somewhere), still a work in progress, debate good, etc.

biko

Pherekydes wrote: »

Why not Beer guts and receding hairlines?

This forum is more manly

hardy_buck

I challenge somebody, anybody out there, to find something more manly than this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txuWGoZF3ew (excluding commando quotes of course)

Aodan83

Kick in the nuts is not manly, or awesome. It's a low down, cheap move, only perpetrated by the lowest of the low and cowards.
Getting kicked in the nuts, maybe somewhat more manly, but still not awesome.
Also, kung fu movies!